Courtesy of our friends at Ferret, you can have the new CD Single “Immortal.” All you have to do is come up with the best caption for the following photo:
Answer in the comments. Most creative caption will be chosen by the judges here at CastleDTC. Pay no attention to the men behind the curtain. Good luck!

August 8th, 2008 at 2:05 am
“Yes sir, the carpet DOES match the drapes; thank you for asking.
Do you have any questions about NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH?”
August 8th, 2008 at 11:47 am
girl to his right: “OMG, i totally made out with that guy at the bar last week,, please dont notice me”.
August 10th, 2008 at 12:33 am
“Thank you all for comming! Today I’m going to be teaching you my patented Seven Key Steps to Living a Debt-Free Life!”
August 11th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
You might fight it hard to believe but it took me five minutes this morning to look this good.
August 11th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
“No no, Officer Sillyputty, I was giggling about something else”
August 13th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
“You know how, when you pass out at parties, people will color your face with markers? Yeah, well, I’m just gonna say that I didn’t choose my friends so wisely.”
August 14th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
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