DarkTwinCities.com

Skulls, Bones and Unicorns

Horror Dentists

September 19th, 2008 by Fatherbliss

From the AP newswire

I’m sad to report that this story isn’t more juicy. When I read the title “horror dentists” my mind conjured a truly lovely scene. Splashes of red flashing over the white dentist office walls while Industrial noise terror played in the background. Lightning shooting out over the undoubtedly dark clouds with booming thunderclaps.

Sadly, there was no severed trunk of a man in his late fifties. There wasn’t even someone leaping boldly to their death after creating interpretive art based on the stock market roller coaster ride.

Just a few questionable characters practicing dentistry without a license.

Perhaps dentists will be forced out to streetcorners while being made to hawk their wares next to the brokerage firms, analysts and used car salespeople. Whispering that they can drill into your skull for a fraction of the fee of that man down on Washington Avenue…….

Leave a Comment

Please note: Comment moderation is enabled and may delay your comment. There is no need to resubmit your comment.