Ladies, you’re in luck (you too, Fatherbliss)! There’s a new product on the market that will certainly bring new meaning to the term Electronic Body Music. It’s called the OhMiBod and it’s going to revolutionize the way you, uhhh…feel music.
The OhMiBod is an iPod-powered vibrator. Yep, just turn on, tune in and, y’know, turn on. Show a tendency toward swooning at David Gahan’s voice? Well, allow his pounding rhythms to do for you what you’ve always wanted him to do to you (you too, Fatherbliss!). Have you always had a preference for Combichrist’s aggressive pummeling? Then get ready to take a beating in just the right spots.
“Simply plug OhMiBod into your iPod, iPhone or any music player and it automatically vibrates to the rhythm and intensity of the music. Let your body feel the vibrations as you get down with your favorite tunes”
Interestingly, most models of the OhMiBod are priced at…you guessed it! $69.
Guys, we’re in trouble. Now we’ll never get the ladies into the clubs. But we’ll be able to rock out with something rock hard buzzing in our asses while we listen to all the best Rhythmic Noise at home! Well, Fatherbliss will, at least.
September 5th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
For those without iPods, they really need to make a variant that’s driven by LIVE MUSIC.
Then “Hey baby, I’m the drummer” will actually be a turn-ON instead of a turn-OFF.
September 5th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
This is not the first of these. But god damn… hopefully this will make people throw their shitty futurepop albums out the window. And pick something more hard pounding.
A great pick would be the last offering from Hands productions “The Last Days of S.E.X.”