It’s Halloween, a tradition that comes to the Western world courtesy of the Irish (OĆche Shamhna). And that means that regardless of how you wish to celebrate this faux-holiday – whether it’s through hiding the shame of who you truly are by costuming yourself up or by venerating the dead – make sure you get yourself good and fuckered up in the process. Responsibly, of course.
Here in the Twin Towns Of Terror there are a million and one things to do tonight. A virtual cornucopia of offerings, if you like. Whether your focus is on a selfish good time or enjoyment with your family remember that we’re all in this together and we should be looking out for one another. Unless someone rises from the dead. At that point all you need to remember is to aim for the head.