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Win A Copy Of SAM’s “Destruction Unit”

October 17th, 2008 by Christopher

Hey! We haven’t had a give-away in a while and I need to get rid of some of this stuff just sitting around CastleDTC because P_machine keeps getting drunk and stepping on it which is a waste of great music. So how about a copy of SAM (Synthetic Adrenaline Music)’s latest effort, Destruction Unit courtesy of our friends at Vendetta Music. 17 tracks of stomp-friendly Club Industrial with Powernoise aggression. Definitely something you’ll want in your collection for those days when you need to get the house/apartment clean lickety split…nooo shit.

All you have to do to secure your claim on the CD is to come up with the funniest/most clever caption for the photo below. The winner will be selected by our panel of cloaked judges and announced a week from today. Now get to brainstorming because I can’t guarantee our stash of free music is going to withstand P_machine’s boots much longer.

7 Responses

  1. hypoxia

    Who the hell is P_machine?

  2. 433

    Aeon Flux: The Later Years

  3. rskm1

    INVISIBLE

    TOAST

  4. Trina

    I am SOOOOOOOO wasted!

  5. +Jamison+

    Fabulous, secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic beer and said, “By the Power of Grain Belt!”

  6. rskm1

    (He-Man was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw that pic, but I couldn’t turn the idea into a caption.
    ^ “By the Power of Grain Belt” totally made me laugh my ass off!)

  7. jaime

    “Jimmy, the day you were conceived was truly magical. Your mother appeared to me as a vision of beuty. I honestly didnt think I had a chance with her but we really seemed to hit it off and one thing led to another….

    Huh? Oh. No, there are no pictures from back then.”

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