Quite some time ago the makers of Dr. Pepper soda, who are apparently enormous fans of Guns N Roses, made the promise that if Chinese Democracy was ever actually released they would impart a free bottle of Dr. Pepper to anyone who wanted one.

Guess what, kids. Drinks are on ‘ol William Bailey, a.k.a. Axl Rose. This Sunday, November 23rd the decade and a half of anticipation will reach its climax. But never mind that for a moment because the Dr. is filling his promised prescription.

If you’re out to get a free Dr. Pepper just follow these simple steps:

1. On the Nov. 23, 2008 release date, go to www.drpepper.com
2. Register your information to receive a coupon for one free 20-oz. Dr Pepper.
3. When your coupon arrives, redeem it wherever Dr Pepper is sold.
4. Drink your Dr Pepper slowly to experience all 23 flavors. Dr’s orders.

Coupons will be available for 24 hours, starting at 12:01 a.m. Eastern Time on Nov. 23, 2008. Allow 4-6 weeks for coupon to arrive. Coupons will expire on February 28, 2009. Limit one coupon per person. Full terms and conditions available at www.drpepper.com.

Okay, wait a minute. I have some questions.

1. By “registering my information” does this entitle you to spam my email and snail mail box for the rest of eternity or can I opt out of that?
2. Is the price of a twenty ounce bottle of soda even worth that?
3. How much traffic will your server be able to handle before it crashes and my hopes for a free pop are dashed?

Eh. These days I suppose I’ll take anything that’s free.