Caustic’s nearly finished touring in support of his latest album, This Is Jizzcore! (review) and Matt Fanale is looking to get rid of the leftovers in his merch trailer (okay, it’s more like a storage tub). As such, he’s willing to pass on amazing deals to you, the music fan in much the same way a maniacal used car salesman might slash prices to get you to buy.
Here’s your chance to acquire some Jizzheavy swag at closeout rates.
CAUSTIC POST-TOUR MERCH PACK ONE
- 1 shirt (Cock Blockin Beats or Viva la Revulsion, sizes S-2XL and girlie-T S-L)
- 1 copy of THIS IS JIZZCORE 2CD (30 tracks total!)
- 1 HITLER RUINED THAT MOUSTACHE FOR EVERYONE bumper sticker
- 3 CHEAPER THAN AN ABORTION condoms
- A few assorted other Caustic stickers or whathaveyou. WHATHAVEYOU!!!1!
$35 normally. ONLY $27!
CAUSTIC POST-TOUR MERCH PACK TWO
- 1 shirt (Cock Blockin Beats or Viva la Revulsion, sizes S-2XL and girlie-T S-L)
- 1 HITLER RUINED THAT MOUSTACHE FOR EVERYONE bumper sticker
- 3 CHEAPER THAN AN ABORTION condoms
- stickers n’ stuff
$20 normally. ONLY $15!
CAUSTIC POST-TOUR MERCH PACK THREE
- 1 copy of THIS IS JIZZCORE 2CD
- 1 HITLER RUINED THAT MOUSTACHE FOR EVERYONE bumper sticker
- 3 CHEAPER THAN AN ABORTION condoms
- stickers n’ stuff
$20 normally. ONLY $15!
You can place your order through an email request at causticmerch@NOSPAMgmail.com (take out the NOSPAM). Postage is included in the price for U.S. orders and it’ll be calculated for non-U.S. residents.
