Once I got past my pubes I’d pretty much decided I was done with posters. I mean, they’re tacky and they make it look like you never progressed past your vacant teenage angst. Sure, you can have a poster mounted and framed professionally so you look like somewhat less of an immature douche when you invite people into your domicile, but it’s still a little like dressing up a turd, y’know?

Anyway, if you’re still struggling with the ol’ pubes or you just never grew up and joined the segment of humanity with a little class and good taste, KMFDM is now selling Limited Edition Kein Mitleid Tour Posters at…the KMFDM Store, of course!

The Russian Star Kein Mitleid Tour Poster is printed with metallic gold ink and will be signed by the entire KMFDM band.

The Destroy Star Kein Mitleid Tour Poster is printed with metallic silver ink and is created from a design by Tim Skold. It will be signed by Sascha K.

The Posters can be ordered separately or as a Bundled set which includes additional FREE items (1 additional KMFDM poster – poster chosen at random – and 1 KMFDM Sticker). Only Bundle orders are guaranteed to receive the same number on each poster. These designs are strictly limited to 150 copies each. Once sold out these Posters will NEVER be printed again (which we hope is a solemn promise).

So there you go. Guaranteed to impress all the thirteen year old girls you invite over to your Mom’s place to hang out.