TRANSYLMANIA 12/04/2009

Yeah, Transylmania. Brought to you by the creators of such cinematic classics as Dorm Daze, Dorm Daze 2 and  Anaconda 2: King Cobra comes the next generation, no the next stage of evolution in the DNA of stoner comedy.  In fact, there is even a stoner trailer for it, a masterpiece unto itself. Enjoy it here.

Sarcasm aside, this movie is funny and since I haven’t seen it, I can say that with a straight face.  We only report the facts… or something we read in the internet.  Everything on the internet is true.

I know the masochist in you wants to know what this thing is about and so you should.  It has vampires, college students, coeds and hijinks.  Do you need more than that?  Yes?  Ok, foreign exchange students from the US (and not the kind of students who actually study abroad, how boring) head to Razvan University only to find it isn’t anything like they expected.  Vampires! OMG! Vampires!

Damn straight and guess who gets to tackle the blood suckers?  You know it!  Students!  Fuck the army, we’ve got coeds.

Sadly we had a pile of preview passes to hand out which means I would have seen it, but due to some really shitty circumstances, Castle DTC still has a pile of preview passes and no way to distribute them.  Next time!

While you’re waiting for us to get our act together, make a note.  The movie opens December 4th and promises to be full of butt jokes, pot jokes, hot chicks, bad acting and all the other stuff that makes these movies funny and if you don’t think this stuff is funny, you’re a liar.  I’ve seen your Monty Python collection.  You’re never going to grow up.