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watching Happiness
masturbation and post cards
sexuality


Tue Dec 30, 2003 3:10 am
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I crack my black whip
She then takes her position
The sting of its kiss


Tue Dec 30, 2003 10:00 am
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The Mire of Boredom

It assaults my wretched soul

If I even have one.



Does the soul exist

Are we nothing more than nerves

Is that a bad thing?

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Ball gag fits nicely
She'll be restrained for some time
Then will come the pain


Wed Dec 31, 2003 3:13 pm
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green monkey arrives
steel winter wind blows biting
snow falls on fireflies


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not a murderer
not vegetarian
you made the best choice

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In the biting cold

the wind blows cold and fiercely

gone to McDonald's

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warm breeze blows across beach
local fishermen set traps
volcano erupts


Mon Jan 05, 2004 4:34 pm
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his dick is so short
he pisses on his own balls
what a fuckin' chode


Mon Jan 05, 2004 4:37 pm
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My brother was drunk,
my truck was stuck in the snow.
He gave me a push...

But not with his hands!
His big truck smashed into mine.
Didn't get too far.

Over and over.
This went on for a whole mile!
Dented my tailgate. :(


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Magic is painful.
I made a rose disappear.
My poop's thorny now.

--Rob "actually I <i>swallowed</i> it, but okay, I suppose all art is subject to interpretation" Kemmetmueller


Tue Jan 06, 2004 2:40 pm
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risked it all on love
strange love... strange highs and strange lows
girl, it hurts so good

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Tue Jan 06, 2004 3:07 pm
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I want to f.uck you
like an animal. You get
me closer to god


Tue Jan 06, 2004 4:41 pm
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Blood caked on my nails
Blood still running down your back
fun. lets go again


Tue Jan 06, 2004 10:34 pm
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GodCoversHisEyes wrote:
his dick is so short
he pisses on his own balls
what a fuckin' chode


I swallowed my tongue
After reading the post from
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Tue Jan 06, 2004 10:56 pm
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Drank a whole pitcher!
Sang and stomped Celtic music
Good times at the Rec!


Wed Jan 07, 2004 9:27 am
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Here's a funny joke:
What's <i>brown</i> and sounds like a <i>bell</i>?
DUNG! Ha Ha Ha Ha.


Wed Jan 07, 2004 12:36 pm
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Rain on my parade
Everybody knows how much
I love soggy floats


bixlee! what's that smell?
reminds me of Mexico
where's that finger <i>been</i>?


Wed Jan 07, 2004 1:11 pm
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When he's home at night
does he think of me ever
Or smoke me away?


Just slide it in me
and F.uck me like a goddess
Love can wait for now


Wed Jan 07, 2004 2:31 pm
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so cold yesterday
could've sworn by mirror's glance
face flushed, laid last night?


Wed Jan 07, 2004 2:47 pm
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Man I have to piss!
Think I'll whip it out here and...
F.uck! Stained my new pants.


Wed Jan 07, 2004 4:05 pm
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blood red death hatred
killing you would end my fun
fork crunches your spine

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Why can't you do it?
Can't you set your monkey free?
Monkey on your back!

--Rob "yes, they DO still play George Michael songs on the radio down here. lucky me" Kemmetmueller


Thu Jan 08, 2004 4:23 pm
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ice paves the sidewalk
satan satan satan thrice
now will it get warm?


Fri Jan 09, 2004 2:23 am
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give my emotions
feet to walk away from you
i hate the grapevine


Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:26 pm
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white sweater stained red
i think you should go away
hear a cutter scream


Sat Jan 10, 2004 3:14 am
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Delicate flesh strains,
Then gives in to the needle.
Pain turns to beauty.


Sat Jan 10, 2004 1:44 pm
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When softly caressed,
Skin nerves jump to attention.
Pain becomes nectar.

Blindfolded and cuffed,
I arch my back hungrily.
Hurt me completely.


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She's on the toilet
I head for the urinal
"SO! What's new with you?"


Sun Jan 11, 2004 1:44 pm
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funny though it seems
even after a shower
your scent is with me


Sun Jan 11, 2004 2:09 pm
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my scent is still with you
because <i>I do not</i> shower
unless I must pee


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That's not what I meant!
Yes, I do need a shower
But zip that back up!


Mon Jan 12, 2004 12:04 am
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would you buy my thong
That I wore to see Bowie?
I need the money

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*I dunno where that came from!!


Mon Jan 12, 2004 2:58 am
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My zipper is stuck
and my pubes are caught in it;
oh god, I'm bleeding.


Mon Jan 12, 2004 3:49 am
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Smashed up my front end,
then later, got pulled over.
Rolled my window down.

Asked for my license.
His partner creeps up the side.
Step out of the truck.

My eyes filled with light.
I hate these silly cop games.
Watch his finger move.

Turns out I'm not drunk.
So they watch me drive away.
No ticket this time.


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Your face is ugly
Want to stab you in the nose
You look like a pig


Mon Jan 12, 2004 10:36 am
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bored as hell right now
i would like to bang my head
against something hard

i could see myself
give way to steady rhythm
till blood covers face


Tue Jan 13, 2004 5:22 pm

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through the smoke hazed bar
you are playing with your hair
your smile makes me hard

every time you talk
your words vibrate through my sex
leaving me speechless

if you sleep over
breakfast will be served in bed
along with myself


Wed Jan 14, 2004 10:23 pm
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Those were great!




I have to potty;
get out of the bathroom or
I'll whiz in your shoes.


Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:02 pm
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Y'no what? I'm done.
I'm not strong enough
I need more than that


Fri Jan 16, 2004 3:47 am
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You talk in your sleep
and you say the strangest things.
I should record you.


Fri Jan 16, 2004 5:19 am
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mamagoth wrote:
My zipper is stuck
and my pubes are caught in it;
oh god, I'm bleeding.


Does life imitate art, or does art imitate life? The debate rages on. *Heh*


Fri Jan 16, 2004 10:50 am
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dancing and spinning
drank too much al-co-ma-hol
you sure i said that?


Sat Jan 17, 2004 11:51 pm
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Grandeur is dead now

It lies in the unfallen snow

dissapointing death

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days old smell of sweat
an unself-conscious dancer
no less beautiful

now <i>her</i> bit of floor
only the music matters
twirling on and on

tattered clothing slips
tugged quickly back into place
the song still plays on

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Ate way too much food
D@m.b, Mexican food is good!!
want more tommorow...

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I saw my brother
We laughed about the Army
We will laugh in Seoul

I do not know him
We have been apart for years
Our past is the same

Our history then
Forged us into what we are
And gives us strength now

All the bad things then
His wife and two kids dissolve
He is my brother


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Eat sunshine jelly,
more refreshing than lemons,
juicy as orange.

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Got to see the Pope
And I knew it all along:
His hat's CGI.

Behind him sat George
Not the saint, the Writer
Surrounded by Macs.

"Don't move so much, Pope!"
Screamed a quite drunken Star-Scribe
"The hat won't look REAL!"

Another toke, George
Don't bogart that sizzling blunt
The Pope's coming down.


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power noise throbbing
you rub against me with your
sweat drenched latex top

i smell the ozone
as the spark between us jumps
my tongue tastes saline

roughly i grab you
my spine is a tesla coil
your nails rake my skin

your teeth prey my neck
our lips sanguinary kiss
throws us to the floor


Thu Jan 22, 2004 5:42 am
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(nice P.R.)



ice frozen wasteland
stiff cold blue flesh not moving
lets go get icecream

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That P.R.'s Haiku
Really got me excited
Now where is that cat...


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This talk of orgies
has made me very horny
I need ten ladies


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GodCoversHisEyes
Hopes the couch is quite comfy
Mamagoth angered.

"Ten ladies, you say?"
She breaks out cat-of-nine-tails
Too bad he likes it.


Thu Jan 22, 2004 2:21 pm
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you don't know me yet
i'm thinking of a colour
snow white...not so much


Fri Jan 23, 2004 2:38 am
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Fumbling with matches
Hot chick with lighter, right <i>there</i>
Are you <i>blind</i>, addict?!?


Fri Jan 23, 2004 3:00 pm
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I never submit
Domination is <i>my</i> game
I could never switch


Sat Jan 24, 2004 1:36 pm
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i know it was fun
the time has come now for us
lets take things over

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i <i>have</i> to smirk just
a tiny bit when i see
predictable things

soap on a rope, there
cleansing of iniquities
hang it up again

oh the collection
one must surely have by now
roy g biv, indeed


Tue Jan 27, 2004 12:24 pm

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sparklegoth wrote:
Ok, kids. I'm gonna tell you what a haiku is so you can stop making asses of yourselves. You know who you are. And if you don't, everyone else that took any kind of writing class in high school knows who you are.

There are 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and back to 5 in the third. Any other format isn't a haiku. Maybe we could start a pseudo-haiku thread for ya'll. Or maybe we could just hold ya down and beat ya until you can recite haiku without having to count out the syllables on your fingers. ;p


I was reading past posts tonight so forgive me if I comment on something old but did you know that there are many forms of traditional Japanese haiku and they didn't always follow the 5-7-5 format. What was most important was continuity. Also, most haiku was written with certain seasonal words in mind having to do with winter, spring, summer or fall. However from the haiku that I've read in this topic I think that our decadent Western minds have put a whole new spin on the form. And to me new equals good as long as it's interesting. Kudos to Mamagoth for this entertaining topic.


Thu Jan 29, 2004 12:25 am
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