View unanswered posts | View active topics It is currently Tue Mar 19, 2019 4:54 am



Reply to topic  [ 4239 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 67, 68, 69, 70, 71
 Ask A Question, Answer A Question 
Author Message
User avatar

Joined: Sun Sep 29, 2002 7:00 pm
Posts: 3128
Location: The center of the universe
Post 
A- I had an irritated bump on my inner thigh that got worse and worse until it was swolen and kinda grey
I was delivering food and it was summer, so my denim shorts kept irritating the area due to the repeated getting in and out of the car in the intense Texas heat
My friend thought it was a spider bite so he said he'd help me out by lancing it and cleaning it up (I was very poor and had no insurance so I went for it)
He worked at a very reputable body modification shop and I had known the owner for years so I trusted him
Not only that, but he was a spider collector
He cut it open and he squeezed a bunch of thick greygunk out of it
"Oh man!, you better go have a real doctor check this out after I'm done, this looks infected!"
He finished cleaning the wound up and noticed something
"There's a small sliver of something under your skin, are you sure you weren't on any wood materials like a park bench or something?"
I assured him that I had not
He said it was brown and had the texture of wood or metal
He took a probe and started examining it (kinda like an ice pick)
Every time he tried to remove it, there was a "tick" sound of the proble slipping after losing the grip on the object
This sent lightning bolts of pain up my leg
He couldn't get it out so he told me to get it examined
I barely had any money so I opted to go to Primacare because they had a sliding scale for poor people and did not intend on sitting in the emergency room of Parkland hospital for hours waiting for the gunshot patients to get taken care of first
The doctor at primacare asked me what was the matter and I told her the story
She examined the area and remarked "Well, the guy sure knew what he was doing because this is a very good job of cleaning the wound"
She asked about the "sliver" and examined the area further
"I have two things to tell you, first it was a spider bite and it was infected but this brown sliver is not a foreign object"
It turned out that it was, in fact, a small tendon just underneath the skin
The guy had been picking at one of my tendons!
Good thing he didn't cut it out like he wanted to
She was satisfied that the infection was not a threat, gave me antibiotics and sent me on my way
My friend was horrified when I told him what he was poking at but I assured him that I was the one who got up on the table and allowed him to do it so there was no hard feelings

I don't have a question so someone is free to answer the "worst pain" question and continue

_________________
I may be an asshole, but I'm not a fucking asshole
R!


Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:27 pm
Profile WWW
User avatar

Joined: Sun Jun 18, 2006 10:14 pm
Posts: 8
Location: St. Paul
Post 
A. Best time of my life? Well, I would have to say right now. Nothing is going right, but the adventure is just as exciting because I know something amazing is just around the corner.

Q. Do you believe in regret?


Sat Aug 12, 2006 10:11 pm
Profile WWW
User avatar

Joined: Thu Mar 18, 2004 4:32 pm
Posts: 457
Post 
A) Yes, though I personally don't have many

Q) Do you have a 'S/He is the One that got away' story?

_________________
This Sh*t Will Fcuk You Up!


Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:41 am
Profile
User avatar

Joined: Tue Mar 04, 2003 4:12 pm
Posts: 4274
Location: pyramids of mars
Post 
two. but I tend to idealize the situations, and deal with the past through rose-colored glasses.

are you anyone else's 'one that got away'?

_________________
Rockula! wrote:
Whooda thought that you could get supress a guy's urge kick someones ass by waving pussy in his face?


Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:54 pm
Profile YIM

Joined: Tue Apr 20, 2004 9:21 pm
Posts: 2036
Location: not on this site. contact me elsewhere.
Post 
uh, actually I could kind of say two, but I tend to idealize the situations, and deal with the past through lenses smeared with a combination of hubris and bitterness... I do have one very tenacious ex-boyfriend who has at one point moved to the town I went to college in, and is currently talking about moving here as well; it's nice to hear from him of course, but it makes me wonder. And anyway, he's still too young for me. To the other one I'm sure I must be the "one who got away" literally, because neither my bones nor my bank account was quite destroyed by the time I was able to leave.

How was the Gary Numan concert? I ended up with free tickets to a show at the Guthrie instead.


Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:34 am
Profile WWW
User avatar

Joined: Thu Apr 01, 2004 7:47 am
Posts: 182
Location: at my desk
Post 
alisgray wrote:
How was the Gary Numan concert? I ended up with free tickets to a show at the Guthrie instead.


A. I don't think anyone went... Or if they did they don't remember now...

Q. What was the last song that you sung along to?


Fri Nov 16, 2007 1:00 am
Profile
User avatar

Joined: Tue Mar 04, 2003 4:12 pm
Posts: 4274
Location: pyramids of mars
Post 
tones on tale- "go"

how's yer saturday?

_________________
Rockula! wrote:
Whooda thought that you could get supress a guy's urge kick someones ass by waving pussy in his face?


Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:26 pm
Profile YIM
User avatar

Joined: Sun Oct 06, 2002 7:00 pm
Posts: 5056
Post 
A.) Much too busy. Not relaxing enough.

Q.) Jesus, why did someone have to resurrect this rickety old thread? I was hoping it was buried for good.


Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:37 pm
Profile
User avatar

Joined: Mon Dec 13, 2004 7:47 pm
Posts: 701
Location: the rotted glory of minneapolis suburbia
Post 
A: You *did* have the executive power to not transfer it from Gothling. There's still the choice to delete it entirely...

Q: I'm tore up from helping Frost move. Who wants to give me a backrub?

_________________
Art is life. But life is not art.


Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:53 pm
Profile WWW
User avatar

Joined: Sun Oct 06, 2002 7:00 pm
Posts: 5056
Post 
A.) I would, but I'm too relaxed from my intense physical therapy session this morning that prevented me from helping Frost move.

Q.) What's the best album released so far this year?


Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:01 pm
Profile
User avatar

Joined: Thu Mar 18, 2004 4:32 pm
Posts: 457
Post 
A) I obviously haven't listened to every album out this year, but so far it would be a tie between "Icky Thump" and "Walking with Strangers"

Q) What is the worst album you've heard this year?

_________________
This Sh*t Will Fcuk You Up!


Sun Nov 18, 2007 1:05 am
Profile
User avatar

Joined: Sun Oct 06, 2002 7:00 pm
Posts: 5056
Post Re: Ask A Question, Answer A Question
A.) Depeche Mode's Sounds Of The Universe.

Q.) What is the future of Industrial music?


Sun Jun 21, 2009 8:40 pm
Profile
User avatar

Joined: Sun Sep 29, 2002 7:00 pm
Posts: 3128
Location: The center of the universe
Post Re: Ask A Question, Answer A Question
A- A more balanced view of mechanical with the organic. However, the bands that will continue to make money will be playing the same old metal riffs over disco beats

Q- How much longer is the muppet beard emo thing going to last?

_________________
I may be an asshole, but I'm not a fucking asshole
R!


Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:28 am
Profile WWW
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 01, 2008 6:10 am
Posts: 241
Location: a hop skip and a jump away
Post Re: Ask A Question, Answer A Question
A) Another year at the very least

Q) What's your favorite feature of http://www.edentropy.blogspot.com ?

_________________
aiisbi
ee
http://www.edentropy.blogspot.com


Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:52 pm
Profile WWW
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 01, 2008 6:10 am
Posts: 241
Location: a hop skip and a jump away
Post Re: Ask A Question, Answer A Question
A) It all fucking sucks, stop promoting yourself you worthless douchebag

Q) Favorite movie co-starring Deborah Harry?

_________________
aiisbi
ee
http://www.edentropy.blogspot.com


Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:26 am
Profile WWW

Joined: Tue Apr 20, 2004 9:21 pm
Posts: 2036
Location: not on this site. contact me elsewhere.
Post Re: Ask A Question, Answer A Question
edentropy wrote:
Q) Favorite movie co-starring Deborah Harry?


A) Repo Man, obviously.

Q) favorite thing you ever made?


Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:06 pm
Profile WWW
User avatar

Joined: Tue Mar 04, 2003 4:12 pm
Posts: 4274
Location: pyramids of mars
Post Re: Ask A Question, Answer A Question
alisgray wrote:

A) Repo Man, obviously.

Q) favorite thing you ever made?


A story called "Soma". which appears to no longer be on the sight that published it.


Favorite thing that a friend made for you?

_________________
Rockula! wrote:
Whooda thought that you could get supress a guy's urge kick someones ass by waving pussy in his face?


Tue Apr 13, 2010 2:03 pm
Profile YIM
User avatar

Joined: Sun Sep 29, 2002 7:00 pm
Posts: 3128
Location: The center of the universe
Post Re: Ask A Question, Answer A Question
wait
Debbie Harry was in Repo Man?

_________________
I may be an asshole, but I'm not a fucking asshole
R!


Tue Apr 13, 2010 9:41 pm
Profile WWW

Joined: Tue Apr 20, 2004 9:21 pm
Posts: 2036
Location: not on this site. contact me elsewhere.
Post Re: Ask A Question, Answer A Question
(you're s'posed to answer drok's question first.)

was that not she? the blonde in the club, with the punks licking her gloves? if not, who?


Thu Apr 15, 2010 1:37 pm
Profile WWW

Joined: Sun May 11, 2003 10:54 am
Posts: 1273
Location: Minne-Hopeless
Post Re: Ask A Question, Answer A Question
regardless of whom it was, I now can't get the image out of my head. I thank you now, but I'll be cursing your name later.

So, who was it?

_________________
I've shed the baggage of years in hell. Now, I breathe. I am home.


Thu Apr 15, 2010 2:42 pm
Profile WWW
User avatar

Joined: Sun Sep 29, 2002 7:00 pm
Posts: 3128
Location: The center of the universe
Post Re: Ask A Question, Answer A Question
That's the chick who runs the FBI
That chick had a metal hand
As Debbie (mohawk chick) is licking the hand, she leaves her gum on the hand and King Archie says "Ashante" or however you spell that word (Frank n Furter says it to Janet when he kisses her hand)

When the punks come in Otto indruduces them as "Layla and her weird friend"

I just looked it up and the character's name was "Agent Rogersz"
The actor's name is Susan Barnes

_________________
I may be an asshole, but I'm not a fucking asshole
R!


Thu Apr 15, 2010 11:37 pm
Profile WWW
User avatar

Joined: Mon Oct 28, 2002 7:00 pm
Posts: 4905
Location: S St Paul
Post Re: Ask A Question, Answer A Question
A: 42.

Q: Will Rockula ever figure out how to make a post in this thread that contains both an answer AND a question?


Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:12 am
Profile
User avatar

Joined: Sun Sep 29, 2002 7:00 pm
Posts: 3128
Location: The center of the universe
Post Re: Ask A Question, Answer A Question
A- I don't care
Q- Why do you care?

_________________
I may be an asshole, but I'm not a fucking asshole
R!


Fri Apr 16, 2010 1:41 pm
Profile WWW

Joined: Tue Apr 20, 2004 9:21 pm
Posts: 2036
Location: not on this site. contact me elsewhere.
Post Re: Ask A Question, Answer A Question
a) The Hamburgler is a man of ritual and rigor. He lives by a code. Perhaps it is his area code. ("Ashanti" is the name of an important tribe from Ghana. "Enchanté" is French for "enchanted [to meet you.]")

b) what's the best thing you saw today?


Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:02 pm
Profile WWW
User avatar

Joined: Tue Mar 04, 2003 4:12 pm
Posts: 4274
Location: pyramids of mars
Post Re: Ask A Question, Answer A Question
A storm on top of the Sandias.

same question...

_________________
Rockula! wrote:
Whooda thought that you could get supress a guy's urge kick someones ass by waving pussy in his face?


Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:15 pm
Profile YIM
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jun 12, 2003 5:52 pm
Posts: 3442
Location: minneapolis
Post Re: Ask A Question, Answer A Question
my girlfriend's ass.

anyone wanna give me a bass cab?

_________________
thosquanta: the band!
http://www.thosquanta.com


Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:35 pm
Profile YIM WWW
User avatar

Joined: Mon Oct 28, 2002 7:00 pm
Posts: 4905
Location: S St Paul
Post Re: Ask A Question, Answer A Question
A: here ya go, don't turn it up too loud or you'll break the windows.
Image

Q: Got any good noise-ordinance-violation stories?


Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:51 pm
Profile

Joined: Sun May 11, 2003 10:54 am
Posts: 1273
Location: Minne-Hopeless
Post Re: Ask A Question, Answer A Question
Dammit, Rob... You beat me to it... Image


Having worked in pawn for 8 years I sold plent of stereos to folks that were later ORDERED to remove them. About $200,000 per year in sales really helped the cops find idiots.

Anyone got a real bass cab for Thosquanta?

_________________
I've shed the baggage of years in hell. Now, I breathe. I am home.


Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:58 pm
Profile WWW

Joined: Tue Apr 20, 2004 9:21 pm
Posts: 2036
Location: not on this site. contact me elsewhere.
Post Re: Ask A Question, Answer A Question
a) no. not even a cab sav.

b) did anyone here catch REPO CHICK at the theater?


Sat Apr 17, 2010 8:37 pm
Profile WWW
User avatar

Joined: Tue Mar 04, 2003 4:12 pm
Posts: 4274
Location: pyramids of mars
Post Re: Ask A Question, Answer A Question
Nope.







Q: WHO MISSED ME?

_________________
Rockula! wrote:
Whooda thought that you could get supress a guy's urge kick someones ass by waving pussy in his face?


Fri Apr 27, 2012 11:55 pm
Profile YIM
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jun 12, 2003 5:52 pm
Posts: 3442
Location: minneapolis
Post Re: Ask A Question, Answer A Question
i did, vagina face! (you'd like the album we're working on)


is the beard still there?

_________________
thosquanta: the band!
http://www.thosquanta.com


Sat Apr 28, 2012 12:20 am
Profile YIM WWW
User avatar

Joined: Tue Mar 04, 2003 4:12 pm
Posts: 4274
Location: pyramids of mars
Post Re: Ask A Question, Answer A Question
Fuck yes. This summer will be the many beards of Billy Cruddup.


Has anyone been to Trieu Chau lately?

_________________
Rockula! wrote:
Whooda thought that you could get supress a guy's urge kick someones ass by waving pussy in his face?


Sat Apr 28, 2012 12:29 am
Profile YIM
User avatar

Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2003 11:49 pm
Posts: 3157
Post Re: Ask A Question, Answer A Question
A: Nope

Q: CC Club, Drok?

_________________
And over the ashes the stories are told
Of witches and werewolves and Oak Island gold


Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:59 pm
Profile
User avatar

Joined: Tue Mar 04, 2003 4:12 pm
Posts: 4274
Location: pyramids of mars
Post Re: Ask A Question, Answer A Question
A: I will be around for 2 weeks or so. So, I'm all "Giddyup" for whatever. Ro, on the other hand, will ben "en semstre, so will be around for the rehearsal, the wedding, one night in Minny-soter, and then back on a plane to get back to becoming "Dr Sugarpants*". So, we will have one Sat night in the 'Soter to hang out and whatnot. Maybe she'll go for the CC, maybe not. I'll get back to you. As for me, Fuck Yes to a night in uptown, but you all know my crush on The Pig.

Q: Where is Ajha these days?

_________________
Rockula! wrote:
Whooda thought that you could get supress a guy's urge kick someones ass by waving pussy in his face?


Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:29 pm
Profile YIM
User avatar

Joined: Mon Oct 28, 2002 7:00 pm
Posts: 4905
Location: S St Paul
Post Re: Ask A Question, Answer A Question
A: She's been spotted in the Twin Cities area recently.

Q: Do vegans swallow?


Wed Oct 09, 2013 5:47 pm
Profile
User avatar

Joined: Sun Sep 22, 2002 7:00 pm
Posts: 3372
Location: ATBOG
Post Re: Ask A Question, Answer A Question
A: Yes, but only by force.

Q: How do blind people know when they are done wiping?


Wed Oct 09, 2013 7:21 pm
Profile
User avatar

Joined: Sun Sep 29, 2002 7:00 pm
Posts: 3128
Location: The center of the universe
Post Re: Ask A Question, Answer A Question
rskm1 wrote:
A: She's been spotted in the Twin Cities area recently.

Q: Do vegans swallow?

I dated a vegan and she swallowed

_________________
I may be an asshole, but I'm not a fucking asshole
R!


Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:05 am
Profile WWW
User avatar

Joined: Sat Sep 21, 2002 7:00 pm
Posts: 1768
Location: Twin Cities
Post Re: Ask A Question, Answer A Question
A: ...

Q: What prevents Rockula from understanding the concept of 'Ask a Question, Answer a Question?"

_________________
regards,

~€ᵀᴴᴲᴿ~



_______________________________________________________
____________________
[color=#FFFF00]________
€₸╠╣≡Ɽ
commercial graphic artist, singer, songwriter, multi-instrumentalist


BACK ALLEY: https://www.facebook.com/backalleysocial
CRUSH COLLECTIVE: http://www.facebook.com/crushmydesign


Mon Oct 14, 2013 10:30 am
Profile WWW
User avatar

Joined: Sun Sep 22, 2002 7:00 pm
Posts: 3372
Location: ATBOG
Post Re: Ask A Question, Answer A Question
Ether wrote:
A: ...

Q: What prevents Rockula from understanding the concept of 'Ask a Question, Answer a Question?"


A: Cuz He's a narc!

Q: How do blind people know when they are done wiping?


Mon Oct 14, 2013 12:57 pm
Profile
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Reply to topic   [ 4239 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 67, 68, 69, 70, 71

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 7 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group.
Designed by STSoftware for PTF.