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 Fucking Ipod's 
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I've been accused of stealing this fuckin chicks ipod, have any of you been accused of something you didn't take or do?

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Wed May 09, 2007 1:23 pm
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so, can i have the ipod?

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brokenhearted16 wrote:
have any of you been accused of something you didn't take or do?


being nice to idiots.

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Wed May 09, 2007 1:56 pm
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Why were you accused?
Was it a public accusation?
What is the basis of the accusation/what proof does she have?
If you didn't actually take her Ipod, why does it even matter to you?
Do you consider yourself thin-skinned, and by that I mean is it particularly easy to get you riled up?
Do you typically wear a trenchcoat?
Ever seen a grown man naked?
Do you like watching movies about gladiators?
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Do you ask yourself questions and then routinely answer them?
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Who shot J.R.?
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Do you believe in magic?


Wed May 09, 2007 2:06 pm
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GodCoversHisEyes wrote:
Who shot J.R.?


Maggie!

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Wed May 09, 2007 2:08 pm
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Was it Maggie?
Who was Maggie?
Was she a major character?
Did you ever watch the show?
Who was the actress that played Maggie?
Do you think I care?
Do you suspect I have ever, in my lifetime, watched a "soap opera?"


Wed May 09, 2007 2:23 pm
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I believe in magic. And dragons.

I only believe in magic and dragons.

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Wed May 09, 2007 2:45 pm
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No, Maggie was that chick who upset Rod Stewart.

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Wed May 09, 2007 4:18 pm
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Stealin' hearts

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want the ipod, then find the person who took it and take it from he/she.
What about stealin hearts?...
Magic is awesome

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When ever I'm in Paris, I steal the Mona Lisa.
When ever I'm in Italy, I steal Mussolini's brain.
And when ever I'm hanging around Public Enemy, I make it a point to be the one who "stole the soul."

Oh, and I stole a hoodie once.

That's about it.

Though I have been accused of stealing several wives and girlfriends away from their previous partners. Oh well.


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