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I am crashing on my friend Sombra's floor for a month
Living at Sombra's aprtment complex is like living in a dorm only with street punks
Two of the most prominent punks are Matt and "Street Punk" Ryan

Street Punk has a second nickname and that is "Sid"
No, he doesn't look anything like Sid Vicious
We call him Sid because we call his girlfriend Nancy
She is constantly doing things like leaving her drink un-attended and then getting dosed with GHB (this happened this weekend) forgetting where she parked her car and forgetting that her friend held onto her keys
She calls up Sombra in a panic saying "My car's been stolen!' when she is one block over from it in Deep Ellum

Anyways
Street Punk was coming home from tour on Tuesday so we decided to give him a welcome home surprise
I have quite a large stack of "Voluptuous" magazines
These have one or two decent looking big boobie chicks and a lot of really disgusting ones
We cut out the pictures of the ugliest, fattest, hairiest chicks (pregnant ones too)
and taped them all over his front door
We then wrote capttions all over them with things like "insert Street Punk here"
and "this chick knows what the back of Street Punk's van looks like"

This was a bonding process for me and Nancy (who came up with the initial idea)
I have decided that, even though she is a fuck up, she has good intentions
We are now good friends

No one is safe from the Porn Terrorists- Nancy, Sombra and Rockula
There is a guy in the building who had a horrible car accident that put him in a coma
We have told him that he has a surprise when he gets home
He has a vague idea that we're about to "give him the business" but the rest of the house is sworn to secrecy
Sombra and Nancy have visited him every day and are convinced that the upcoming burn is one of the things that makes him wanna get better
He is looking very much forward to this
Unfortunately for him, they have a key to his apartment and we are not concentrating on the front door this time
Since posting this story on my MySpace blog, I have had a couple of people ask to use this idea for themselves
I say that once you come up with an idea this good, it belongs to the people
In fact, I'm thinking about starting a MySpace profile or group where people share their porn terrorist exploits

Here are the rules we have devised so far but we cannot claim responsibility for those who decide to ignore said rules

1- No married people(unless the wife consents or is in on it) ESPECIALLY NONE WITH CHILDREN!!
2- Make sure the boyfriend/girlfriend is OK with it
3- Try not to violate people's trust by breaking in their homes without their permission
Basically, keep it harmless
Pranks can be fun but not when it hurts someone's life

So, if you come home one day and find a copy of "Lactating Mamas" or an entire kitchen cupboard covered in Gay Hairy Bear gangbangs, know that you have been hit by THE PORN TERRORISTS!!!!!!!!

And take it like a man for chrissakes
We spent a lot of time burning you
It's out of love
Really
p.s. there are picture and I will try to post them when I get them

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Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:41 pm
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i love you.

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Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:15 pm
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in our shared rehearsal space in EC, we used to do that to eachothers equipment all the time...

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Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:57 pm
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I did a similar thing to one of my friends/roomates in college in Eau Claire many years ago.

I took random porn photos that I cut out of some magazines, mostly weird ones, and randomly placed them in his notebooks and textbooks.

It was great, they would sometimes fall out of his books in class, or he'd open a book and there would be the clown with the big boner, he said a girl saw the wide-open beaver shot that he didn't notice when he opened his book on his desk and was disgusted.

So funny, it went on through the whole semester.


Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:11 am
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that's beautiful.

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Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:25 am
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There are some "sleeper bombs" waiting our downstairs neighbor as soon as he uses his phone books
I will keep you updated on the MySpace group for Porn Terrorists (have to do it discreetly at work)

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Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:06 pm
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I have just formed a Porn terrorist group on myspace

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Here are some links to the pics of our latest hit
BTW the MD 20 20 bottle is mine
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p69/Rockulaproductions/DSC06622.jpg
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p69/Rockulaproductions/DSC06625.jpg
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p69/Rockulaproductions/DSC06624.jpg
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p69/Rockulaproductions/DSC06623.jpg
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p69/Rockulaproductions/DSC06621.jpg
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p69/Rockulaproductions/DSC06620.jpg
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p69/Rockulaproductions/DSC06619.jpg

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I wish someone would do that to my door.


Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:11 pm
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Since you're sticking the pictures on a <i>door</i>... which has a <i>knob</i>... that you have to <i>grab</i>...

I mean, am I the first one to suggest some GAY porn terrorism?


(You could actually fake it with some male underwear/swimsuit models from a catalog; just cut out the whole swimsuit, slip the hole over the knob, and tape 'im up)


Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:16 am
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+jamison+ wrote:
I wish someone would do that to my door.

Remember
I am headed your way
ALL OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS BETTER WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!

We did put a big gaping hole on the doorknob if you look closely
We plan on hitting Little Red hen next with the gay porn (I have the key to her apartment!)
We are going to have to do an inside job though because all of her neighbors are Islamic
I found that out after offering beer for their moving assistance
We are going to have to hit the inside of her door or maybe her cabinets or something

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Open the tupperware, get a surprise!

Plastic stuff that floats would probably be fun to leave bouncing around in the toilet tank too...


Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:17 pm
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a friend of mine picked up some nekked men magazines and cut out all their weenies and made me a dick dream catcher. i'm not sure if she used a dream catcher kit or just made it all herself. i'm gonna go take a picture.

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Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:30 am
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heres a picture of the dick dream catcher:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y10/ye ... -07028.jpg
heres a picture of the other side:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y10/ye ... -07031.jpg

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Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:40 am
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Anyone and everyone is welcome in the Porn Terrorist web

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I had an "arts & crafts" party that consisted of a few ol' porn mags & a button making machine. (& Canadian Windsor)


Fri Jun 22, 2007 5:03 pm
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Wow
You just gave me an idea

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