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Africans Make Drug Out Of Fecal Material
"Jenkem" All The Rage In Zambia, Southern Africa

Lusaka, Zambia -- A new trend in drug abuse has hit Southern Africa -- the huffing of gases from fermented fecal material scooped out of sewers in Lusaka, Zambia.
The drug, called Jenkem, causes auditory and visual hallucinations and its use is quickly spreading from its home in Zambia to other parts of the Southern African continent where persons, desperate to get high and too poor to afford glue or paint, have been left inhaling the smell of their own fecal matter.

"With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with Jenkem, I see visions. I see my mother who is dead and I forget about the problems in my life," Luke Mpande, a Jenkem user, told the BBC, "It lasts about an hour."

The drug is made by defecating in a bottle and then urinating in it, or, alternately, scooping a mixture of fecal material and urine from an open sewer. A balloon is placed on top of the jar containing the waste material, and the jar is allowed to sit in the hot sun for several days until it ferments, forcing gas into the balloon. The
contents of the balloon is then inhaled.


Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:37 pm
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Does this count recycling?

If I turn new users on to Jenkem, do I earn carbon offset credits??

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I wonder how the US DEA would propose to regulate these, ahem, substances. After all, handling precursors to illegal drugs can be a crime, in certain situations.

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http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/jenkem.asp

mayyyyyyybe true.

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So the big question is... does it work?

Who wants to try?


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Only if I get to use your poop there Sky

Now, we just have to figure a way to cross market it with something that will get the kids in America hooked
What if we made it into game?
We just have to figure a way to stack poop
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Rockula! wrote:
Now, we just have to figure a way to cross market it with something that will get the kids in America hooked
What if we made it into game?
We just have to figure a way to stack poop


DOLicious!

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Rockula! wrote:
We just have to figure a way to stack poop


Freeze it, run it through a bandsaw and there you go - poop jenga.

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Luno wrote:
Rockula! wrote:
We just have to figure a way to stack poop


Freeze it, run it through a bandsaw and there you go - poop jenga.


Wait, no. I get the feeling that I'm going to regret enabling someone in their mad, poop-powered quest for world domination.

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this does not exist, print does not prove anything

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evilgod wrote:
this does not exist, print does not prove anything


Prove me wrong. Make some and huff it. I will gladly stand there and take notes.


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evilgod wrote:
this does not exist, print does not prove anything


You must be a riot at parties.


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skywayman wrote:
evilgod wrote:
this does not exist, print does not prove anything


Prove me wrong. Make some and huff it. I will gladly stand there and take notes.


whether you get high or not is not my point, i could choke the SH1t out of you and youd hallucinate, there are countless news stories that turn out to be fake, and until i see video of a guy holding a bottle of shit (thats not produced by mtv) to get high ill believe it

isnt anyone skeptical of what they hear anymore?

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evilgod wrote:
isnt anyone skeptical of what they hear anymore?



hence my snopes link...

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thosquanta wrote:
evilgod wrote:
isnt anyone skeptical of what they hear anymore?



hence my snopes link...


yeah, im not including you, i consider you a man of science

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+jamison+ wrote:
The drug, called Jenkem, causes auditory and visual hallucinations


Is this where "crazy as a sh*thouse rat" comes from?

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evilgod wrote:
isnt anyone skeptical of what they hear anymore?


it's not like we were swapping recipes.

try switching to decaf.

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drok wrote:
evilgod wrote:
isnt anyone skeptical of what they hear anymore?


it's not like we were swapping recipes.

try switching to decaf.


you're just mad you didnt think of poop jenga (i am mad too)

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http://dmorgan.diaryland.com/050826_87.html

OH NO! someone already thought of poop jenga before rockula!

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evilgod wrote:
isnt anyone skeptical of what they hear anymore?

Yeah
But then someone accuses me of being a liberal

Who cares if it is real or not?
It's not like it is that important if it is fake
No one is going to invade a country because some poor black kids inhaled shit vapor

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its one of those stories thats so unbelievable that everyone wants to tell someone... it gets old after 5 people have told you about it, im more amused by the stories of people selling piss as medicine

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