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 Those wacky Wisconsin people... 
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APPLETON, Wisc. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) - A couple telephoned police in the middle of the night after finding a man in their basement covered head to toe in barbecue sauce.

"He told the officers that it was urban camouflage," said the homeowner.

This happened in Wisconsin.

The homeowners say they woke up to whistling sounds.

The husband grabbed his shotgun and headed toward the basement where he found the sauced-up intruder.

He held him at gunpoint until police arrived.

The guy told officers he covered himself in barbecue sauce because he wanted to hide from the government.

He now faces burglary charges.


Now, is it just me, or does covering yourself in sauce during the grilling season in Wisconsin sound like a suicide attempt?

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"com'n get you johnsonville brats!" (down here in your basement) "com'n get you johnsonville brats!"!!!!


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This doesn't surprise me one bit.

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2fisted wrote:
"com'n get you johnsonville brats!" (down here in your basement) "com'n get you johnsonville brats!"!!!!


pfft.

You don't put BBQ sauce on bratwurst.








Stick with hot dish and boiled fish, Minnesota man...

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drok wrote:
2fisted wrote:
"com'n get you johnsonville brats!" (down here in your basement) "com'n get you johnsonville brats!"!!!!


pfft.

You don't put BBQ sauce on bratwurst....


I guess you sauce up your "bun" first then eh? Sconie guys are kinda wierd that way! :o


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2fisted wrote:
drok wrote:
2fisted wrote:
"com'n get you johnsonville brats!" (down here in your basement) "com'n get you johnsonville brats!"!!!!


pfft.

You don't put BBQ sauce on bratwurst....


I guess you sauce up your "bun" first then eh? Sconie guys are kinda wierd that way! :o


John-

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we really don't want to know what goes on in your head.







(ps- wtf is a "Sconie" guy? made of scones?)

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i know for a fact that you are made of scones, drok.

also, manhunter is an awesome movie.

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thosquanta wrote:
i know for a fact that you are made of scones, drok.



no.


I am made of eclairs. and vitriol.

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THESE ARE MY PEOPLE!


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skywayman wrote:
THESE ARE MY PEOPLE!


Next time I see you, you are SO getting a bottle of bbq sauce.


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laserbitch wrote:
Next time I see you, you are SO getting a bottle of bbq sauce.
You think one will be enough for proper coverage?

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I think proper, selective coverage will be symbolic and convey the proper reference.


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skywayman wrote:
I think proper, selective coverage will be symbolic and convey the proper reference.


If there's not some rubbed on your nipples, I'm gonna demand a refund.


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BBQ bikini FTW!


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rskm1 wrote:
BBQ bikini FTW!
BBQuini?

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