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Don't repost somebody else's joke; those can be found elsewhere on the internet already.

But if you think of a joke on your own, post it here.


Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:40 pm
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Q: Why can't a skeleton do geometry?
A: Because it hasn't got a brain.

Q: Why can't a skeleton remember its birthday?
A: Because it hasn't got a brain.

Q: Why can't a skeleton hold two consecutive terms in office as President?
A: Hell, I dunno.


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okay, ask me if I'm orange.


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Q: How many goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Pff! Who do you think unscrewed it?




Q: R U Orng?


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rskm1 wrote:
Q: R U Orng?


...no.


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Q: How many darksiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 8. One to change the bulb and 7 to start a thread on DTC to bitch for two weeks about how she did it wrong and she's not a real darksider because she never comes to any shows and she thinks she's funnier than she actually is and her icon makes her look fat.

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manna_panna wrote:
Q: How many darksiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 8. One to change the bulb and 7 to start a thread on DTC to bitch for two weeks about how she did it wrong and she's not a real darksider because she never comes to any shows and she thinks she's funnier than she actually is and her icon makes her look fat.


that is absolute bullshit.



theres only like 4 of us that post on here.

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Good point. 5 darksiders, then.

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Q:Hat

A: Tim?


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Q: How many Bill Leebs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: I'm pretty sure that's not Bill Leeb, actually.

Q: How many Cures does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Doesn't matter, they're breaking up before they get to it.

Q: How many Skinny Puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Doesn't matter, they can't screw it in like they used to.

Q: How many Trent Reznors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: I have no idea who this Reznor person is, and I have never seen his lightbulb.

Q: How many Cruxshadows does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 3. One to screw in the lightbulb, one to play the violin, and one to say they're sick of holding Rogue's hair products, and quit the band.

Q: How many VNV Nations does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two, but they will do it with honor, pride, and sacrifice!

Q: How many Gothlings does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, until Devil says there haven't been such things as lightbulbs for 25 years.


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