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Post Death Doom approaching.
So there's this really beautiful girl I know. Said beautiful girl has ruined and wrecked a fair amount of hearts, which I've always held against her in the past, but now she's coming on to me. And it's not that I'm powerless to resist, I'm genuinely curious.

But then she's also ruined and broken a lot of hearts. Not that it really matters, I know what I'm gonna do, I'm going to see where the road leads.

You guys've lived, you've probably seen this, what did it mean?

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Sat Oct 16, 2010 4:44 am
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Post Re: Death Doom approaching.
I think DEVO said it best:

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She sings from somewhere you can't see
She sits in the top of the greenest tree
She sends out an aroma of undefined love
It drips on down in a mist from above

She's just the girl, just the girl
That u want
She's just the girl, just the girl
That u want

You hear her calling everywhere you turn
You know you're headed for the pleasure burn
But the words get stuck on the tip of your tongue
She's the real thing but you knew it all along

She's just the girl, just the girl
That u want
She's just the girl, just the girl
That u want

Look at you with your mouth watering
Look at you with your mind reeling
Why don't we just admit it's all over
Just the girl u want

She's just the girl, just the girl
That u want
She's just the girl, just the girl
That u want

She sings from somewhere you can't see
She sits in the top of the greenest tree
She sends out an aroma of undefined lust
It drips on down in a mist from above

She's just the girl, just the girl
That u want
She's just the girl, just the girl
That u want

Look at you with your mouth watering
Look at you with your mind spinnin'
Why don't we just admit it's all over
Just the girl u want

She's just the girl, just the girl
That u want
She's just the girl, just the girl
That u want
She's just the girl, just the girl
That u want
She's just the girl, just the girl




Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:37 am
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Post Re: Death Doom approaching.
From someone older/wiser:

Every bit of joy you can experience in life will inevitably be accompanied by a certain amount of sorrow.
You can't have/avoid either, without having/avoiding both.
So the best you can do is try to keep the ratio balanced, keep your expectations realistic, and have a decent notion of what you're getting yourself into beforehand.
Sounds like you're ready...


Sat Oct 16, 2010 10:06 am
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Post Re: Death Doom approaching.
Nemphusi wrote:
So there's this really beautiful girl I know. Said beautiful girl has ruined and wrecked a fair amount of hearts, which I've always held against her in the past, but now she's coming on to me. And it's not that I'm powerless to resist, I'm genuinely curious.



This statement in the Seinfeld world would establish the fact that you have "hand"
If you are gonna try to fly just close enought to the sun to not get your wings burned then you need to remember a concept that has given me great success
The concept is called "arm's length"

If/when you get involved with this girl, make sure you let her know that you will not be putting up with this heartbreaking shit
Howevr, do not let her know until you have sufficiently judged her worth v.s. the amount of bullshit you will have to navigate
And make sure you get a little before you tell her
Not sayin take advantage of her and then dump her
Just saying that once she gets some physical attention from you, then she will be just as interested as you are and the playing fileld will be levelled

This is where you call her out on her past behavior in a conversation but not confrontational tone
You explain to her that you are keeping her at arm's length and believe she is worth the effort but you need to be satisfied that you are not just her next victim
This is the same tactic girls use when they make you wait to have sex with them until you get to know them better (and it is fair)

Until I know what kind of heartbreaker she is (there are so many variations) then I cannot give you any more explicit advice
Just remember the basic rules
1- There is a hot chick coming around the corner every 15 minutes
2- You have to hold your ground and take the chance that you will lose your opportunity at this girl (If she stays, then you have even more of an advantage)
3- When #2 becomes a reality, go back to #1 and start over

Above all
For god's sake
Use a condom EVERY TIME

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Post Re: Death Doom approaching.
Oh yeah, condom is like necessity these days, and so fashionable, too.

So I went on a date with her, and got to know her some, she's actually incredibly sweet, but Rockula, you make an excellent point that I will do my best to enact without *fucking up*.

And Zoms, of course, you're absolutely right. Of course, Devo said everything best. Becasue Devo has feelings, too.

And Rob, you're absolutely right. There's this ratio of misery/joy, I'm sure at some point some element of unsatisfying pain will be entered in, as is the nature of our beautiful world. So I'll have to keep my wits about me.
But I just may be becoming a very happy man. I'm not sure. We'll play by ear.

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Post Re: Death Doom approaching.
Nemphusi, you came to the right place for this kind of advice. But don't listen to ^^^^ these guys.
First thing you have to do is show her who's the boss & that you are not interested in her at all. Then talk about how you've travel around alot & have bunches of cash sitting around & you want to blow it on some girl... but you're just not sure who will be the "lucky lady".

She may seem sweet, but it's a trick. Hint to her you are experienced in female trickery & your buddy 2fisted warned you about what is approaching.

Remember: SHOW NO WEAKNESS. See ya!


Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:47 am
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2fisted wrote:
Nemphusi, you came to the right place for this kind of advice. But don't listen to ^^^^ these guys.
First thing you have to do is show her who's the boss & that you are not interested in her at all. Then talk about how you've travel around alot & have bunches of cash sitting around & you want to blow it on some girl... but you're just not sure who will be the "lucky lady".

She may seem sweet, but it's a trick. Hint to her you are experienced in female trickery & your buddy 2fisted warned you about what is approaching.

Remember: SHOW NO WEAKNESS. See ya!


I'm sure that will work Fisty
'Cause it sure does seem to work for you
You're always surrounded by hot chicks

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Post Re: Death Doom approaching.
Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention the most important thing:
Under NO circumstances should you take a fragment of each of your first names and combine them into one name.


Tue Oct 19, 2010 3:34 pm
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Post Re: Death Doom approaching.
I don't know
It seems like anything would sound cool ending with "phusi"

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Post Re: Death Doom approaching.
Rockula! wrote:
I don't know
It seems like anything would sound cool ending with "phusi"


The more screennames I think of the funnier it sounds, but it works.

Rockphusi
devphusi
Longphusi
zomphusi
2fistephusi

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Post Re: Death Doom approaching.
You guys really are the best.

Things have been proceeding at something of a breakneck speed, which should be freaky, but isn't, yet. She's having me read Nabakov, Lolita is as disturbing as it is beautifully written, and genuinely disturbing at that, which is gorgeous as it's as old as it is. I can see why she has Nabakov's picture on her wall. She also has a picture of Einstein in an ad for Time cigarettes, which is just hot.

And Permafrost, by Magazine, is her favorite song.

So reason is rather tricksy.

So far the only thing that makes me even slightly nervous is that she's just a type A personality, she's constantly working on different projects, but with such fervor and fury that I am concerned that it will render her as slightly less than stable. She's also admitted to being somewhat manic depressive. We'll see.

Perhaps I can train her to relax. I mean, man, I am really good at relaxing.

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Post Re: Death Doom approaching.
Nemphusi wrote:
she's constantly working on different projects, but with such fervor and fury that I am concerned that it will render her as slightly less than stable. She's also admitted to being somewhat manic depressive. We'll see.

Perhaps I can train her to relax. I mean, man, I am really good at relaxing.


yeah, thats bipolar. and no, you can't "train her." either she lives with it or seeks medical intervention on her own.

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Yeah man, you cant "train" those types. Just grab on to something secure, hold on tight and enjoy the ride.


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No. There was no training to be done. It's amazing how arrogance and confidence look so much alike.

Looking back on that whole episode I feel like I can see a perfect example of my hubris in action.

But it was an alright ride. Except that every time she orgasmed she had a panic attack.

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Post Re: Death Doom approaching.
Nemphusi wrote:
But it was an alright ride.



Better to have an alright ride than to ride by yourself

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