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"There are people who, if they thought well of me, I would think less of myself."
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"The universe, she is a bitch"
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"Laughter is the cure for everything...except STDs"

- Corey Carlson


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"For a moment, I considered sparing your wretched little planet."
Unicron, Transformers The Movie


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"maybe the dingo ate your baby" Elaine from Sienfeld


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"<i>Self respect is linked to the respect of others. To show disdain to another is to become a victim of one's own arrogance. To humiliate another is to debase oneself.</i>"

- Elie Wiesel


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"Unless you already hate yourself, in which case, you're free to just go wild"
-Unnamed prophet who made a living in the fifteenth century supplying comments to quotes that had not yet been uttered. Rumor has it that he was the first person to present the idea of a copyright, but the ruling class at the time thought he was crazy, and fed him to a lion instead.

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"Go Fuck Yourself."
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"Goth money spends just as well as... uh... non-goth money"

Kevin Smith's character on "Veronica Mars"

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"Only in Duluth" - man on Superior Street commenting on my hair.


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Rez wrote:
"There are three types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't."
--Unknown


There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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DanielMedic wrote:

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.



*grin* thanks.


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From an interview with Martha Stewart, in the newest issue of Fortune:
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After serving five months in jail for lying about a 2001 stock sale, which was followed by nearly six months of house arrest, the lifestyle guru says she feels resilient.

"I have learned that I really cannot be destroyed."
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Damn, the creature has realized her own invulnerability. Curse you, Martha-Bot!


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"I feel sorry for people who dont drink, because when they wake up in the morning, thats as good as they're gonna feel..."
Dave Malkavage.....

dont ask me, I think the man is insane.....

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On the bible. More specifically on Jesus and Legion:
"Anyway, Jesus got on the job in an instant. He pulled those devils out of the poor infested soul and freed him. Course, then he had the devils to get rid of. You can't keep something like that under your hat, so J. C. spotted some innocent pigs nearby, doing pig things, I reckon, and stuffed those devils into the pigs.
Think on that. You're some piglet cruising along, eating what you can find, thinking some minor pig thougts, and the next thing you know, you need an exorcist." - Joe Lansdale


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Memory is a crazy woman that hoards colored rags and throws away food.

~Austin O'Malley

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"If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased."

- Katharine Hepburn's mother


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favorite quotes by Danny Smith's character Merton from the show 'Big Wolf on Campus'
also, some conversation exchange

"Look yonder, the Henderson family is having a picnic. "Son, eat your sandwich and we'll play wiffle ball." "But father, I don't fancy egg salad. I'd much prefer tea and crumpets! I'd also like me porridge! Porridge tastes good in me tummy! I like porridge..."

Merton: [showing his tattoo of the Grim Reaper] Do you know who this is?
Tommy: Marilyn Manson?

Tommy: [Tommy can transfer his lycanthropy to another] I know who I'm gonna give it to. Lenny Womack. I hate that guy!
Merton: Yeah, I hate him too, but he's already something of a pyromaniac. You don't wanna spawn a werewolf arsonist

"I've stayed up countless nights watching American Werewolf in London. American Werewolf in Paris! I even wrote a screenplay for American Werewolf in Lenningrad - which, of course is now St. Petersburg, but the story still works."

Merton: Death? You mean Tommy's gonna die?
Professor Fugelhoff: Do you know of another outcome for death?

Mr. Geiger: [holding up ink blots] Just tell me what you see.
Merton: It looks like a bat.
Mr. Geiger: Very good. And now?
Merton: Bat.
Mr. Geiger: And?
Merton: Bat... bat... A lonely boy, failing to please his demanding father at every turn.
Mr. Geiger: Wait, that one's upside-down.
[flips picture]
Merton: Bat.

"So, you're a Voodoo witch doctor. What's that like?"

"So, you're a fire-wielding sorceress. What's that like?"

"So, You're a ravenous hoard of flesh-eating zombies. What's that like?"

Merton: I know everything!
Merton: [notices an error on the board] Wait, carry the four.
[corrects the error]
Merton: Now I know everything! Ha, ha, ha!
Merton: Note to self: write mocking letter to MENTA

Merton: [Merton is accused of being a nerd] Nerds have labs. I have a lair. Ergo, I am not a nerd... Please disregard my use of 'ergo'

"I'd be the perfect werewolf, Tommy! Bite me! Bite me! Bite Me!"

"Never wear the frock when you're bowling!"

50's film narrator: The pale young man is right.
Merton: Hey, how does he know I'm... young?

Male cheerleader: Merton, don't think I'm razzing you, or giving you the business, but what made you come around?
Merton: The Badminton Club rejected me. I couldn't say 'shuttlecock' without giggling.
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"Life is a comedy to those who think, and a tragedy to those who feel."

- Horace Walpole


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[talking to a prostitute] So is there any tread left on the tires or at this point would it be more like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

-Stewie Griffin

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"There is a road in the hearts of all of us,
Hidden and seldom traveled,
Which leads to an unknown secret place." ~ Chief Luther Standing Bear(1868-1939)


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"Never moon a werewolf." - Mike Binder


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"As soon as that camera is off, he gonna f!@k that little dog."
-Clown Barfly, "Shakes the Clown"


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But the adults were slightly frightening, with their runny noses and tiny, white-lashed pink eyes. They glanced up at him as if they saw him, really saw him, and might have plans for him later.

"Pigoon, balloon, pigoon, balloon," he would chant to pacify them, hanging over the edge of the pen.

~oryx and crake


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"I want a <i>rematch</i>, motherfvcker"

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"After all, life is no more than a sum of contingent facts, a chronicle of chances, flukes, of random events that divulge nothing but their own lack of purpose" Paul Auster, New York trilogy

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"shit - the dead have died" on a peach I bought from a fruit stall

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"I didn't go to all this work to be ignored" - Jendeen Forberg

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"<i>Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy.</i>"

- Confucius


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"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand."

~ Homer J. Simpson


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A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
- Bruce Lee


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"Watch your mouth if you like this job!"
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"But after all, we must remember that art is art, but on the other hand, water is water, and east is east, and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does."
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"There ain't no s.hit like old s.hit."
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"He shot her a glance as a smile played around his lips. Yes, I don't think I've ever seen four more beautiful eyes in my life, well three anyway. You know you two girls have everything. You're tall and short, and slim and stout, and blonde and brunette, and that's just the kind of a girl I crave."
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"Earth provides enough to satisfy every man’s need, but not any man’s greed." - Ghandi


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