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FECES TAKES PLACE
-George Carlin


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"Discover your limits and remain safely w/in them!"

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The greatest of them all:

"The only worse than being talked about, is <i>not</i> being talked about."

- Oscar Wilde


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"And another thing to remember boys... flies cause disease. So keep yours closed."

from <i>Band of Brothers</i>

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EXCELLENT film! I own the Band of Brothers box set.

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields


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"Vegas, the town that not only sucks your soul, it swallows. "

- Jim Goad


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You can either be part of the problem or part of the solution, but in the end, being part of the problem is much more fun.

<b>-Lloyd Schumner Sr. Retired Machinist and A.A.P.B.-Certified Astrologer</b>


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I think Rodney King said it best when he said, "<i>Ow! Ow! Ow!...</i>"
-<b>Dennis Leary</b>


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"what gives? first you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. blow!"

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"I am my favorite subject"
-Rockula! from Autonomy


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"It would be cool, if I said it first"

-off the top of my head.


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"I'm an obtuse man, so I'll try to be oblique."

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"<i>Once again, your hairdo has gotten you in hot water!</i>"

- Divine (as Edna Turnblad) in Hairspray


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"<i>I gotta admit, Justin Timberlake is a lot funnier than I thought he could be.</i>"
-Mamagoth, after watching Saturday Night Live on 10/11/03






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"<i>Yeah, okay Drunky McDrunk.</i>"
-Mamagoth, after I told her I was gonna post her Justin Timberlake quote on Gothling


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Please tell me she was drinking, too.

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"<b>My fist will never betray me!</b>"
-- one of the male combatants in <i>Dead Or Alive 2</i>

--Rob "did you just win a fight? or did your girlfriend just cheat on you. !?" Kemmetmueller


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"it was hot, the night we burned chrome"

william gibson

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Material abundance without character is the path of destruction.
--Thomas Jefferson

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"Americans need never fear their government because of the advantage of being armed, which the Americans possess over the people of almost every other nation."

- James Madison

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"I did the drugs, notsomuch to deal with any kinda pain, but to maximize joy"

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"I don't hug guys."
- Lenin (said to me after Gothling coffee)


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"It's hard to live a utopian vision in a world of assholes"

-Kyle Baker

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"It was the best of times, it was THE BLURTS OF TIMES! Stupid monkey!"
-Montgomery burns


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"Next empty show, I'm gonna Groovy Man".

- Scott <A href="http://www.undergroundinc.com/diablosyndrome">Diablo</A>, reffering to Thrill Kill Kult's frontman, and his tendency to wet himself on stage.


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<i>"The Mayfly only lives one day. And sometimes, it rains."</i>
-<b>George Carlin</b>


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"You see what power is - holding someone else's fear in your hand and showing it to them!"
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I've never done good things,
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- David Bowie.

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<i>"You are only free when you step over the edge / We burn our wings with pride"</i>

<b>- that curly-haired guy from Apox</b>

<i>"To learn the truth, you have to risk everything"

"You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe... You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."</i>

<b> - the Matrix, of course</b>


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<i>"Focus on the process and you will reach your goal. Focus on your goal and you will always feel defeated."</i>

- Alice Sebold


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"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter."
-- Martin Luther King, Jr.


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Behind every successful woman...is a substantial amount of coffee.
--Stephanie Piro

Coffee: creative lighter fluid.
--Floyd Maxwell (1957-)

My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.'
--Penelope Lombard

Exposure plus 95 cents might buy you a decent cup of coffee. The key is to 'position' yourself in your market as the expert, the resource, the only person your prospect would ever even THINK of doing business with, or referring to others.
--Bob Burg

Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and as sweet as love.
--Turkish proverb

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee and just as hard to sleep after.
--Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Coffee is a fleeting moment and a fragrance.
--Claudia Roden

I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time.
--Steven Wright

The coffee is prepared in such a way that it makes those who drink it witty: at least there is not a single soul who, on quitting the house, does not believe himself four times wittier that when he entered it.
--Charles de Secondat Montesquieu

On Saturday mornings I would walk to the Flavor Cup or Porto Rico Importing coffee store to get my coffee. Often it was freshly roasted and the beans were still warm. Coffee was my nectar and my ambrosia: I was very careful about it. I decanted my beans into glass... and I ground them in little batches in my grinder.
--Larie Colwin

It was a pleasant cafe, warm and clean and friendly, and I hung up my old water-proof on the coat rack to dry and put my worn and weathered felt hat on the rack above the bench and ordered a cafe au lait. The waiter brought it and I took out a notebook from the pocket of the coat and a pencil and started to write.
--Ernest Hemingway

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
--Alex Levine

Thank you for your coffee, seignor. I shall miss that when we leave Casablanca.
--Ingrid Bergman

To drink is human, to drink coffee is divine!
--Unknown

After all, coffee is bitter, a flavor from the forbidden and dangerous realm.
--Diane Ackerman


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"Well, they [raisins] were sweet once, but really, they're just humiliated grapes"

Benny and Joon

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<i>Fool me once you're an idiot, fool me twice and you're just a fucking moron... </i>
-- The amazing mzmelissa


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When you find yourself in the company of a halfling and an ill-tempered Dragon, remember, you do not have to outrun the Dragon... You just have to outrun the halfling.

I want this shirt!


Thu Dec 18, 2003 11:46 am
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Pap and a cup of tea?
Cigarette and a flap jack?
Joint and a churro?
Thai stick and a twinkie?
Bong and a blintz?
Cigar and a hand shake?
Pipe and a crepe?
Packet of crishpsh and a hookah?
Shave and a haircut?
Cream bun and a rollup?
Smoke and a pancake?

Well, then there is no pleasing you.


- Goldmember


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"My body has been punished by too much and not enough"

- Gordon Gino

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Whenever I'm down about still being single, I remember this:

""Takes two t'tango, or samba, or waltz for that matter. But it only takes one to do the Snoopy Dance!"
-Jason Mills (a friend of mine)

-Nick Wilhelmy


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"Ya know... when ever I feel down I try to remember the Siamese twin whose brother was gay, his biyfriend was coming over, and they shared one a55hole."

--Jay Mohr as Buddy Hackett

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"<i>The life of a writer is absolute hell compared with the life of a businessman. The writer has to force himself to go to work.... Two hours of writing fiction leaves this particular writer absolutely drained. For those two hours he has been miles away, he has been somewhere else, in a different place with totally different people, and the effort of swimming back into normal surroundings is very great. It is almost a shock. The writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it. It happens to be a fact that nearly every writer of fiction in the world drinks more whiskey than is good for him. He does it to give himself faith, hope, and courage. A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom. He has no master except his own soul, and that, I am sure, is why he does it.</i>"
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One more beer...and <i>then</i> we'll go.
--J.S.


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Shared Pain is lessened, Shared Joy is increased.

-Spider Robinson, Callahan's Place motto.

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"Pain is weakness leaving your body."

- my old kickboxing instructor


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Frost wrote:
"God hell! I think I see the pattern! This one sounds like real trouble! You're going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over. As your attorney I must advise you that you'll need a very fast car with no top and after that, the cocaine. And then the tape recorder, for special music, and some Acapulco shirts... This blows my weekend, because naturally I'll have to go with you -- and we'll have to arm ourselves."

- Dr. Gonzo, as played by Benicio Del Toro in the film Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas based on the novel by Hunter S. Thompson


Hell yeah, I was waiting for someone to quote this movie... and True Romance as well!


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"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"
Ozzy Osborne

"Your body's a temple, mine's an amusement park"
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"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes"

Jim Carry as Bruce in Bruce Almighty


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"I love you like the fat kid love cake."

<i>-50¢</I>


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"I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with."
<i>- Rodney Dangerfield</i>


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"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
-Phyllis Diller


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Every time I walk into a bar, I can hear Mom's wise words that were intended for childhood, but still make sense now:
"Dont pick that up, you don't know where it's been."


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Charles Moskos, a leading military sociologist: "People who don't like soldiers should not be asked to make rules for soldiers." Amen!

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A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.

-Oscar Wilde


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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." -Frank Sinatra


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vivianne, you rock. I love that quote.


Thu Jan 15, 2004 12:58 am
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"You've run so long.
You've run so far.
Your eyes can be so cruel,
Just as I can be so cruel,
Oh I do believe in you.
Yes I do."


from: Within You - Labyrinth sndtrk - David Bowie


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FUKING PIGS LEGALIZE, FUKING PIGS LEGALIZE, FUKING PIGS LEGALIZE MUURDER!

I kill everything I fuk

-GG Allen


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but you're too pretty to know gg. hell, i and my old punk band Iron Fist was going to be gg's backup band but he went and died! - the fvcker!

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but you're too pretty to know gg. hell, i and my old punk band Iron Fist was going to be gg's backup band but he went and died! - the fvcker!


Urbn is pretty ;)


Fri Jan 16, 2004 1:11 pm
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I wanna see Urbn in drag...talk about pretty :)


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Siko wrote:
I wanna see Urbn in drag...talk about pretty :)


Okay then, now it's a "quote," which is what this thread is all about! Let's hear some more.


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