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 Flaked Coconut in a Gelatin Prison 
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Joined: Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:16 pm
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Post Flaked Coconut in a Gelatin Prison
I know two new registered users who haven't introduced themselves. Get yer asses in here and debase yourselves to the public!

Here, I'll start.

My name is [insert real name] and I like big lollipops and walks on the beach during hurricanes. I have frequent bouts of dipsomania and lean towards cheap red wine. Every two and a half years I fake an injury in order to get sympathy from the women. I have a Ph.D. in ART and a B.S. in POETRY. My life long fetish for garnishing has made me an outcast in the professional world. I blame all my problems on a tragic Jell-O salad accident that occured during a family reunion at the tender age of six. Take pity on me for I have only ten fingers and ten toes! Do not laugh at my two eyes and my one nose. Look not away when I listen to you talk with my two ears. For I know I am freakish. I only ask to be accepted for who I am not.

Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:08 pm
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Welcome to Gothling, [insert real name].

Mon Aug 16, 2004 6:06 pm
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