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 My name's Eazy Mac and sometimes Licorice Thighs 
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Post My name's Eazy Mac and sometimes Licorice Thighs
I am also an underage Juggalo who is very into the gothic culture stuff.
I love ICP, Wayne Newton, and Ted Nugent.
"Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" is the gothest song ever!
I work the drive-in at our McDonalds here in Utica, and I deal crystal meth out of my mom's car.
I have a question for all of you. Have any of you heard of Toby Keith? I heard he's goth, but I haven't heard any of his music. Can you send me some of his music? Can I come live with you?
Anyway, back to being my bad azz self. I just saw some beard trimmings of the members of Twiztid on their website, and they're only going for $200!!!OMFG!!!!


Thu Nov 03, 2005 2:36 pm
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Clowns... hehe

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Welcome To Gothling, Licorice Thighs!
So... are they red, black, or Twizzlers Pull'n'Peel?


Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:30 pm
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"I work the drive-in at our McDonalds here in Utica, and I deal crystal meth out of my mom's car. "...


So you're doing well then.

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Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:37 pm
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rskm1 wrote:
Welcome To Gothling, Licorice Thighs!
So... are they red, black, or Twizzlers Pull'n'Peel?


No, I am the dreaded brown licorice, which no one eats.


Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:59 pm
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dj_craig wrote:
"I work the drive-in at our McDonalds here in Utica, and I deal crystal meth out of my mom's car. "...


So you're doing well then.



I'm thinking about expanding my operation to my dad's snowmobile.


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Never turn down any option that might lead to a profit.

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Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:09 am
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Four posts already? In two different forums?
Another juggie record has been shattered!

(you're not fooling anyone, you know. A real juggalo wouldn't be caught dead spelling that many consecutive words correctly, or bothering to hold down the shift key to put an apostrophe or capital letter in the right place)

--Rob "grammur thug 4 lyf" Kemmetmueller


Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:50 am
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Darla wrote:
Never turn down any option that might lead to a profit.

Welcome.


Damn right. If the snowmobile works out, I'm going to try pimping out of our trailer.
"Slippety-slide, in the double-wide!"


Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:41 am
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rskm1 wrote:
Four posts already? In two different forums?
Another juggie record has been shattered!

(you're not fooling anyone, you know. A real juggalo wouldn't be caught dead spelling that many consecutive words correctly, or bothering to hold down the shift key to put an apostrophe or capital letter in the right place)

--Rob "grammur thug 4 lyf" Kemmetmueller


It must be all the Wayne Newton I listen to. He makes me want to be a better person.


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Welcome to Gothling.


Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:12 pm
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+jamison+ wrote:
Welcome to Gothling.


Thanks.
Do you have any Sudafed, by any chance?


And lithium batteries?


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I was going to have some acerbic, bitchy reply...but words fail me.


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Eazy Mac wrote:
+jamison+ wrote:
Welcome to Gothling.


Thanks.
Do you have any Sudafed, by any chance?


And lithium batteries?


I have a barnyard shitload of fertilizer, maybe we could work out some sort of trade?
I think I also have a few cases of "Whip-its".


Sat Nov 05, 2005 12:06 pm
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zom-zom wrote:
Eazy Mac wrote:
+jamison+ wrote:
Welcome to Gothling.


Thanks.
Do you have any Sudafed, by any chance?


And lithium batteries?


I have a barnyard shitload of fertilizer, maybe we could work out some sort of trade?
I think I also have a few cases of "Whip-its".


I'll trade you all of that, in exchange for the 10 gallons of rubber cement I have. When you need to get fu'd up quick, always go for the finest sniffin' glue.

I also have several embalming fluid-dipped cigarettes. Finally, coffin nails that actually do have the stench of death on them. Yum, my smoke tastes all formaldehydey.


Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:27 pm
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manna_panna wrote:
I was going to have some acerbic, bitchy reply...but words fail me.


Let me show you my collection of Franklin Mint plates. Then words will definitely fail you.


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I also have some pre-mustard oil model glue that's some fine sniffin'.

That bummed me out when they started adding things to glue to keep us from having fun with it. What they didn't realize is that I love me some Dijon mustard, and all it did was to make my huffing have a French accent. Incroyable!


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zom-zom wrote:
I also have some pre-mustard oil model glue that's some fine sniffin'.

That bummed me out when they started adding things to glue to keep us from having fun with it. What they didn't realize is that I love me some Dijon mustard, and all it did was to make my huffing have a French accent. Incroyable!



I use my rubber cement for religious practices only. I breathe in deep the vapors of the glue, and commune with my chosen deity, Crazy Eyes. He tells me the answers to all the things I need to know, like "When is blueberry?", and I give him sacrifices of undercooked quiche.


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Sharpies are always a group favorite
(especially those mini ones)
"IT'S SO LITTLE!!"

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the vampires kiss wrote:
Sharpies are always a group favorite
(especially those mini ones)
"IT'S SO LITTLE!!"


No one has ever said that sentence to me, 'cause I'm long, and I'm strong, and I'm down to get the friction on.


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they smell sweeter
and more discreet than those huge ones that people can smell 30 feet away

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the vampires kiss wrote:
they smell sweeter
and more discreet than those huge ones that people can smell 30 feet away


You're still talking about sharpies, I assume?


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yes
and those really huge markers that are half a foot long and have ends that are
{-----}
{-----} <<<< that huge

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I always preferred the Mr. Sketch markers. The blueberry and orange, in particular. True, you can't get high off their fumes, but if you breathe in and out really fast, you can still get an excellent rush.

Welcome aboard!

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I always preferred the Mr. Sketch markers. The blueberry and orange, in particular. True, you can't get high off their fumes, but if you breathe in and out really fast, you can still get an excellent rush.

Welcome aboard!


You want an excellent rush, you should try some of my sweet, sweet crystal meth. Always good for what ails you, and made at home with tender loving care.


Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:59 pm
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eh, i'm not a huge fan of meth.... it's far too common where i live (hell, my neighbors have a meth lab in the woods by their house)

i like Mr. Sketch too, but which is the one that smells like crap? litterally

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the vampires kiss wrote:
i like Mr. Sketch too, but which is the one that smells like crap? litterally


That would be Mr Pawlenty.


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Don't forget to breathe deep, kids. Kill those brain cells faster!


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Eazy Mac wrote:

You want an excellent rush, you should try some of my sweet, sweet crystal meth. Always good for what ails you, and made at home with tender loving care.


Been there, done that. No good. Mr. Sketches are a lot easier on your teeth and your heart, not to mention your sanity.

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sunnyrae wrote:
Eazy Mac wrote:

You want an excellent rush, you should try some of my sweet, sweet crystal meth. Always good for what ails you, and made at home with tender loving care.


Been there, done that. No good. Mr. Sketches are a lot easier on your teeth and your heart, not to mention your sanity.


True.
It's Mr Sketches from here on in.


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Haakon wrote:
the vampires kiss wrote:
i like Mr. Sketch too, but which is the one that smells like crap? litterally


That would be Mr Pawlenty.


i met him, he didn't smell quite that offensive

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the vampires kiss wrote:
Haakon wrote:
the vampires kiss wrote:
i like Mr. Sketch too, but which is the one that smells like crap? litterally

That would be Mr Pawlenty.

i met him, he didn't smell quite that offensive


Finally, someone remembered to deodorize that motherfucker.


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from Utica huh? that explains a lot ..... I escaped to here from there....


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