Hello all. I am Stryfe Mutate. It is a pleasure to be here, and I hope to get to know all of you well.

We'll try not to get too much spittle on you when we talk.

Pleased to meet you.

Greetings Stryfe,
Welcome to the wonderful world of
Twin Cities Golf, er, I mean Goth.

Hey! After we bowl we need Goth MiniGolf!

Or not...

Yesss.

I can see it starting to take shape in my head. Dead green, sand pits which swallow balls, bladed wind-mills, korn, NIN, and a little Manson playing in the background.

Yesss.

(Hugs MammaGoth, then runs off cackling)

KORN?!
NIN?!
MANSON?!

I will have no part of 'Goth golf'.
*washes hands and walks away*

Touch me again and I will break your fingers.

I think I'm going to be sick. Are you intentionally trying to ruin my fun?

*shudder*

Now I have to take a shower and wash it off.

Fun!?

What could be more fun than that!? Aside maybe from anime. . . . .

And Mamagoth? Why let it bother ya? Its all in good fun, and even if broke OFF my fingers, they'd just grow back. I AM a salamander after all.
(pokes mamagoths arm, and then runs off before she gan break his neck)

Could have sworn i had an asbestos suit around here.

Hmm, a yes. Asbestos. I once wore a suit made of nothing BUT asbestos, it was a bit uncomfortable. But it was worth it.

asbestos? ASBESTOS! enough with this asbestos! what we NEED are marshmallow suits....