So. We all know and love and are envious of rskm1's talents for putting things between quotes. Well, now you can do it for him! Or you can do it for another user, I suppose, if you really want.




---Mama "Aheh. I said 'do it'. Aheh" Goth

i dont know if i can, but i'll try

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Lenin-ism-ism-ism-ism-ism-Visk

Rob-"I am the only thing entertaining about Rochester"-Kemmetmueller

Rob-"I'm so sick of driving through Zumbrota"-Kemmetmueller

Rob-"It shouldn't be that easy to soil myself so often"-Kemmetmueller

Rob "Looking Skinnier Every Time I See Him" Kemmetmueller

Rob "My Sock Puppet Lawyer Made Me Do It" Kemmetmueller

Rob "I'm never shaving THAT again" Kemmetmueller

Rob-"May I have just a second of your time to talk to you about all the fine products that Amway has to offer"-Kemmetmueller

Rob-" Maybe I can get AAA on Ebay for $1.00 " Kemmetmueller

Rob-" Why can't I think of things this witty to say in person " Kemmetmueller

j/k Rob ;-)

Rob-" What? Red!???.... Darn Tanning booth malfunction" Kemmetmueller

Hey, I'm hi-<i>larious</i> in real life!
I'm constantly thinking of funny stuff -- usually about 2 minutes after it <i>would've</i> been funny to say out loud -- so I end up just giggling to myself a lot. =)

--Rob "wondering whether all those people <i>actually</i> know how to spell his last name, or are just copy/pasting it like <i>he</i> does" Kemmetmueller

Rob "wondering whether all those people actually know how to spell his last name, or are just copy/pasting it like he does" Kemmetmueller

LOL


-Craig "Rob's last name?... I know it starts with a K" Boyte

Rob-"My Mr. T Chia Pet's mohawk is lopsided"-Kemmetmueller

Rob "Goddamit, I'm at Electro Tank and there's some really cool music playing really loud but nobody is dancing and I'll be DAMNED if I'm gonna be the only one out there shaking my booty!" Kemmetmueller

Rob "I can read machine's minds" Kemmetmueller

Rob "As long as the alien eggs obey the laws of gravity, you're ok" Kemmetmueller

Rob "My gluestick is mini" Kemmetmueller

Rob "If you sing in my car one more time, I'm turning around and bringing you home" Kemmetmueller

Rob "Is there a face hugger in your pocket or are you just happy to see me" Kemmetmueller

Rob "The Elastic Scrotum" Kemmetmueller

But.. but.. people kept wanting to hang them from the ceiling, and I couldn't figure out why. I mean, they weren't even filled with <i>candy</i>!

Rob "Only beat things with candy in them" Kemmetmueller

Hahah.. I spelled it right! Without the help of Ctrl + V!

BWHAAHAHAHAHAH.

God I'm tired.

Rob " has some good pictures of him on http://flood.slashdevnull.net/~io/cpg/ " Kemmetmueller

Rob " the one WHO put the bop in the bop-shue-whap-shue-whap " Kemmetmueller

Rob " thought this thread had died and gone to H. E. double hockey sticks " Kemmetmueller

This one works better...

Rob "has some good pictures of him here or here" Kemmetmueller

Rob "No I am not stoned" Kemmetmueller

Rob "He of the cat-like reflexs," Kemmetmueller

Rob "Driving Ms. Dorie" Kemmetmueller

Rob "what happened to the 11:15 rule" Kemmetmueller
Rob "on a mission to take the ack! out of black!" Kemmetmueller
Rob "this }{ close to getting a ghetto pass" Kemmetmueller
Rob "I'll make sure the 'Cat' won't come back" Kemmetmueller
Rob "master of the Ear Bleeding Air Guitar™ solo" Kemmetmueller

Rob "not as good as a naked lady" Kemmetmueller
Rob "why won't you stop poking me"Kemmetmueller
Rob "this eggnog tastes funny" Kemmetmueller
Rob "purple nurple victim" Kemmetmueller
Rob "of the few, the proud, the brave skinny goths to come out when it's cold" Kemmetmueller
Rob "been getting alot of fruit cake and coal this year"Kemmetmueller
Rob "doesn't think he looks like the scarecrow from the wizard of Oz"Kemmetmueller
Rob "we should make stomping an olympic sport"Kemmetmueller

Rob "STILL waiting on his 2 year anniversary Gothling keychain" Kemmetmueller
Rob "pulled some strings and is going to be racing in the NASCAR Tampax™ 200" Kemmetmueller
Rob "just finished the gold leaf details on the gloves for my Gothic Boxer Costume for NYE" Kemmetmueller
Rob "so that is how glue is made" Kemmetmueller
Rob "still working on the genetic engineering of flying monkeys" Kemmetmueller
Rob "too sexy for my glasses oh...wait I need those" Kemmetmueller
Rob "Not too sexy for my car cause its damb sexy" Kemmetmueller
Rob "too hardcore for contacts" Kemmetmueller
Rob "thank god I'm not a country boy... I don't care where I live I'm NOT a country boy" Kemmetmueller
Rob "still uses his New Kids on the Block Comforter" Kemmetmueller
Rob "keeping the Fraggle hairstyle in style" Kemmetmueller

Rob "But I have to swing through Rosemount first" Kemmetmueller

Rob "being a moderator for gothling is not the same as being a 'DungeonMaster'" Kemmetmueller
Rob "Nobody told me it was a potluck" Kemmetmueller
Rob "sorry officer I didn't know I couldn't do that" Kemmetmueller
Rob "wrath of the llama" Kemmetmueller
Rob "I just ate what?!?!?" Kemmetmueller

Rob "Can't Keep My Big Mouth Shut" Kemmetmueller

Rob "And by that, I mean Frost is in porn" Kemmetmueller

Rob "It's worth it. I bought the DVD." Kemmetmueller

Rob "I swear that baby threw the first punch" Kemmetmueller.

Rob "I swear I thought this Zima was just Sprite" Kemmetmueller

Rob "If I ever we ever get stranded on a deserted island, you'll all wish you had glasses, too. Why? For the fire of course! No, for starting a fire! What? Didn't you ever read Lord of the Flies. Of course it works if I'm not fat" Kemmetmueller

Rob "My lawyer is not present as he is still in the wash" Kemmetmueller

Rob "I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid... afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone and then show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules or controls, borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.
" Kemmetmueller

Rob "My first name is a criminal act" Kemmetmueller

Rob "Oh that was your foot I stomped on?" Kemmetmueller

Hey, that's why I make everyone sign a Proximity Liability Waiver.

--Rob "If you can read this, you're dancing too damn close" Kemmetmueller

Rob "Yes, this is the way I dance....I'm sorry, was that your ear?" Kemmetmueller

Rob "Shit, Fuck, Ass, Bitch. See I do swear" Kemmetmueller
Rob "Profile? How did you get it?" Kemmetmueller
Rob "public Object RussianGirls() throws RussianGirlsOverFlow {
if ( NumberOfRussiansFemales > 1) {
throw new RussianGirlsOverFlow(NowWhat);
}" Kemmetmueller
Rob "It was all I could do to keep from falling over" Kemmetmueller
Rob "11:15 Time to dance" Kemmetmueller
Rob "This song?! I need to go have some second hand smoke" Kemmetmueller
Rob "You are going to sit there till the check comes and I don't care if you need to piss" Kemmetmueller

Rob "...someone won't let the thread die" Kemmetmueller
Rob "Hey this just evens the score from the last time" Kemmetmueller
Rob "I hit gothling from a PDA" Kemmetmueller
Rob "He only posts 'Greetings...`" Kemmetmueller
Rob "What's a Vorlon" Kemmetmueller
Rob "...'I'll be your sexual freak'" Kemmetmueller
Rob "Now I am on myspace.com" Kemmetmueller
Rob "I guess I am due" Kemmetmueller
Rob "This dance floor is too small for the both of us" Kemmetmueller
Rob "3 feet needed in all directions" Kemmetmueller
Rob "Gators. Rob's Dnace Floor" Kemmetmueller
Rob "Yours is a chachallege" Kemmetmueller
Rob "...No the eegs stay on the floor" Kemmetmueller
Rob "Perkins...Russians" Kemmetmueller

Rob "actually understands solo's computer babble" Kemmetmueller

--Rob "stole most of his dance moves from an Apple ][ game" Kemmetmueller

Holy Crap it is Karateka. 8Bit games. Nice....Now to keep to the thread....

Rob "I am still driv'en Ms. Dorie" Kemmetmueller
Rob "I still have 45 minutes to kill" Kemmetmueller
Rob "2 weeks in rotten-chest-er I will dance to anything" Kemmetmueller
Rob "...Don't make me introduce you" Kemmetmueller
Rob "Figures I had to work and it was a hot crowd" Kemmetmueller

--Rob "dude, you are totally fisting my car right now" Kemmetmueller

Rob "With this post I did not let the thread die" Kemmetmueller

Rob "I can't believe this tread is back!" Kemmetmueller

rob "if alix looks like his mom, hes got a hot fuckin mom" kemmetmueller