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Haakon
Joined: Fri May 23, 2003 12:50 pm Posts: 1652 Location: Winona, MN
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A: Peruvian Merlot
Q: How have you dealt with the death of someone close to you?
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drok
Joined: Tue Mar 04, 2003 4:12 pm Posts: 4274 Location: pyramids of mars
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peruvian merlot... (j/k)
I celebrate their life with the others who the deceased was close to. closure is good.
anyone else want a traditional wake when they pass?
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veinsplasher
Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2003 11:49 pm Posts: 3157
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A: Traditional Norwegian-American wake... yes.
Q: So, in many werewolf films, the person changes into something with wolf feet, wolf head, wolf body... and long sharp-clawed fingers. Wolves don't have long fingers! What gives?
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drok
Joined: Tue Mar 04, 2003 4:12 pm Posts: 4274 Location: pyramids of mars
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it's a representation of unfettered libido and rage. of course it needs fingers.
to jerk off and eat taco bell with.
why am I obsessed with masturbation jokes?
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Wed Jan 25, 2006 6:09 pm |
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debridement
Joined: Thu May 20, 2004 3:07 am Posts: 194
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drok_vox wrote: why am I obsessed with masturbation jokes?
Well, most people...when they're uncomfortable...
Oh, wait, you're not <i>most people</i> and I <b>highly</b> doubt you're <i>uncomfortable</i>. Heh.
Does this weather make anyone else want to schedule an impromptu 'happy hour with helmets'? Eiregirl?
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drok
Joined: Tue Mar 04, 2003 4:12 pm Posts: 4274 Location: pyramids of mars
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this weather makes me want to start bonfires and slam whiskey. and not go back to work.
how long until spring?
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velveteen_bitch
Joined: Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:49 am Posts: 91
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much longer then I'm willing to wait......
better question is how long is it till fall? when wearing leather becomes much more comfortable.
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Haakon
Joined: Fri May 23, 2003 12:50 pm Posts: 1652 Location: Winona, MN
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velveteen_bitch wrote: much longer then I'm willing to wait......
better question is how long is it till fall? when wearing leather becomes much more comfortable.
A/Q: As my leather jacket feels nice now, when is wearing leather not comfortable?
(and fall is six months away)
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alisgray
Joined: Tue Apr 20, 2004 9:21 pm Posts: 2036 Location: not on this site. contact me elsewhere.
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A: underwater. also in rain forests. Or New Orleans, or Jakarta.
Q: is guilt necessary for society to run smoothly?
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drok
Joined: Tue Mar 04, 2003 4:12 pm Posts: 4274 Location: pyramids of mars
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guilt, or a wide availability of sharp sticks and people not afraid to use them.
same question, but about shame...
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veinsplasher
Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2003 11:49 pm Posts: 3157
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A: Yes, shame is necessary... but it needs to come as an injectable liquid, cuz we're running low.
Q: Do you keep track of your finances, or do your finances keep track of you?
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drok
Joined: Tue Mar 04, 2003 4:12 pm Posts: 4274 Location: pyramids of mars
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my purse strings are attached to my shoulders, unfortunately.
can the miracle of life be shown in a 30 second tv spot?
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Fri Mar 03, 2006 6:05 pm |
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alisgray
Joined: Tue Apr 20, 2004 9:21 pm Posts: 2036 Location: not on this site. contact me elsewhere.
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what, all of it? no. some of it, perhaps.
who else here knew Drok carried a purse?
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manna_panna
Joined: Mon Dec 13, 2004 7:47 pm Posts: 701 Location: the rotted glory of minneapolis suburbia
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A:I've known for a while now. It was a startling discovery.
Q: But where else is he going to put his Hello Kitty wallet and cafe-coolada lip gloss?
_________________ Art is life. But life is not art.
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Sun Mar 05, 2006 1:31 am |
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intheshadowofthegreat
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 anser to drok_vox
(a)yes in fast moshin but id be rilly messd up
(Q)dus enybody burn there hands with erasers if not enywhere els
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alisgray
Joined: Tue Apr 20, 2004 9:21 pm Posts: 2036 Location: not on this site. contact me elsewhere.
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 Re: anser to drok_vox
intheshadowofthegreat wrote: (A) dus enybody burn there hands with erasers if not enywhere els
wow. not since eighth grade. at which point I could already spell "anybody." sigh. good luck with that.
(Q) Does anyone else remember back when Star Wars movies were really good and Battlestar Galactica was incredibly cheesy instead of the other way around?
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Haakon
Joined: Fri May 23, 2003 12:50 pm Posts: 1652 Location: Winona, MN
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 Re: anser to drok_vox
alisgray wrote: (Q) Does anyone else remember back when Star Wars movies were really good and Battlestar Galactica was incredibly cheesy instead of the other way around?
A: Yes, and I also remember that no one had better hair than Buck Rogers' (Gil Gerard), but Mark Hamill and Lorne Green were a close second.
Q: What is your favorite tv show from your childhood, which only you seem to remember?
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drok
Joined: Tue Mar 04, 2003 4:12 pm Posts: 4274 Location: pyramids of mars
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mork and mindy, pam dauber (sp?). my first tv crush (eat that, wonderwoman!!!)
favorite singer when you were a kid?
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Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:10 pm |
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Haakon
Joined: Fri May 23, 2003 12:50 pm Posts: 1652 Location: Winona, MN
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A: When I was really little, Gilbert O'Sullivan, which would explain why I'm so warped now.
Q: What was the first album you wrecked from overplaying it?
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Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:55 pm |
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Twink
Joined: Tue Jul 02, 2002 7:00 pm Posts: 807
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Cassettes are too easy, but a record: either Cream's "Disreali Gears" (gnawed the grooves til they squeak loudly) or Mike Oldfield's "Ommadawn" (I've never seen a record w/ a <i>dent</i> in it.
Where shall I lock you for the next 24 hours? The mirror room or the clown room?
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Adrian
Joined: Wed Feb 15, 2006 2:10 pm Posts: 38
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A: thats so hard to choose, What kind of clown stuff and what kind of mirrors. is a fun house a cool hotel room? I think I would choose the mirror room.
Q: what is the strangest house you have ever been in.
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Twink
Joined: Tue Jul 02, 2002 7:00 pm Posts: 807
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The green house. It was abandoned (sp?), apparently in the 1950's. Ev'rything within was some shade of olive green (yet the whole olive monochrome was very beautiful). The middle of the floor of the second floor had caved in, making it look liked a strange balcony.
The house I grew up in was a runner up, too. Lots of ancient little windowless rooms in the haunted attick & basement, each room filled w/ creepy broken antiques, 60-year old exploding tin cans, a huge black oil can, &c.
Same question...
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Q: what is the strangest house you have ever been in.[/quote]
A: I was in a house once that had rooms that narrowed as you went toward the corners. It also had staircases that went to nowhere and doors that opened into empty space. Kinda make you nervous and wanting to hold onto the ground in order to feel solid. There are some more famous examples of this style that are much larger in scale too.
Q: During an exorcism you might call for "a chicken and the necessary implements".....so what might those be?
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drok
Joined: Tue Mar 04, 2003 4:12 pm Posts: 4274 Location: pyramids of mars
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tobasco and a napkin.
if the country is now being know as myanmar, can we still call it's people burmese?
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rskm1
Joined: Mon Oct 28, 2002 7:00 pm Posts: 4917 Location: S St Paul
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A: Ha! Trick question; they used to be Burman.
Q: What's your life expectancy?
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alisgray
Joined: Tue Apr 20, 2004 9:21 pm Posts: 2036 Location: not on this site. contact me elsewhere.
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A: 130 years.
Q: why is this night different from all other nights?
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Fri Apr 07, 2006 8:35 pm |
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nightraven
Joined: Thu Mar 18, 2004 4:32 pm Posts: 457
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A) Because I have seen many doppelgangers around town, including yours
Q) When is enough really enough?
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Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:26 pm |
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Jeans_Wings
Joined: Sun Jun 18, 2006 10:14 pm Posts: 8 Location: St. Paul
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 To the Pain!
A: When I'm blugened in the head with missing teeth, no legs, no arms, red hair, pink blood, no tongue, no eyes, and I can hear the women and children shreik as I pass on parade dressed in a yellow sundress..
Q: Where were you on April 24th, 2004 at 2:40 in the afternoon?
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GilAskan
Joined: Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:21 pm Posts: 35 Location: Detroit
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A: Sitting on a bus, wishing the people around me would shut up for at least 5 seconds.
Q: What's the twelfth rule of Fight Club?
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drok
Joined: Tue Mar 04, 2003 4:12 pm Posts: 4274 Location: pyramids of mars
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no being mean to the abos-
while anyone's looking.
would you "hit" it?
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veinsplasher
Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2003 11:49 pm Posts: 3157
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A: If it keeps eating my azaleas... yes.
Q: What's rule 6?
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Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:14 pm |
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drok
Joined: Tue Mar 04, 2003 4:12 pm Posts: 4274 Location: pyramids of mars
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no poofders?
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Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:58 pm |
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veinsplasher
Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2003 11:49 pm Posts: 3157
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A: There is noooooooooooo... rule 6.
Q: What's the quickest way to legally make money?
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rskm1
Joined: Mon Oct 28, 2002 7:00 pm Posts: 4917 Location: S St Paul
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A: Bringing your stuff to a pawn shop is the fastest thing I can think of.
Q: Any faster ways?
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Jeans_Wings
Joined: Sun Jun 18, 2006 10:14 pm Posts: 8 Location: St. Paul
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A: For females... sex. For guys... I dunno.
Q: What is the fastest you've ever traveled on land?
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rskm1
Joined: Mon Oct 28, 2002 7:00 pm Posts: 4917 Location: S St Paul
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A: 128mph in an Eclipse GSX... for about 2 seconds. (and going that fast in a street car doesn't feel like you're "on land" anymore)
Q: Hey,wait a minute, how can you make money with sex legally?
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Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:30 pm |
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alisgray
Joined: Tue Apr 20, 2004 9:21 pm Posts: 2036 Location: not on this site. contact me elsewhere.
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...porn is legal. "Escorting" is legal. eh.
what's the best way to tell someone that they resemble an emotional black hole and are driving people away by their unpleasant neediness?
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Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:28 pm |
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Haakon
Joined: Fri May 23, 2003 12:50 pm Posts: 1652 Location: Winona, MN
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alisgray wrote: ...porn is legal. "Escorting" is legal. eh.
what's the best way to tell someone that they resemble an emotional black hole and are driving people away by their unpleasant neediness?
A:That very way, but also adding their name at the beginning or end of the sentence to make it personal, and saying it in the form of a statement.
Q: Is it manipulation if one doesn't know they are doing it?
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ARCCROW
Joined: Thu Apr 01, 2004 7:47 am Posts: 182 Location: at my desk
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Haakon wrote: Q: Is it manipulation if one doesn't know they are doing it?
A: Yes but you don't get as many bad marks on your karma....
Q: What book should I read next?
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Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:19 am |
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veinsplasher
Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2003 11:49 pm Posts: 3157
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A: "Boy's Life" by Robert McCammon
Q: What book should "I" read next?
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Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:18 am |
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rskm1
Joined: Mon Oct 28, 2002 7:00 pm Posts: 4917 Location: S St Paul
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A: "You're a Naughty Child and that's Concentrated Evil Coming Out of You: A Catholic Parent's Guide to Toilet Training"
Q: What's funnier than Family Guy?
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Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:48 am |
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drok
Joined: Tue Mar 04, 2003 4:12 pm Posts: 4274 Location: pyramids of mars
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Vicar of Dibley
Who's round is it?
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Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:13 pm |
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veinsplasher
Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2003 11:49 pm Posts: 3157
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A: Ethel's. She owes me a pitcher.
Q: What's your favorite personal ambition booster?
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Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:35 pm |
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alisgray
Joined: Tue Apr 20, 2004 9:21 pm Posts: 2036 Location: not on this site. contact me elsewhere.
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A: My sister's career.
Q: Do you feel lucky, do ya punk?
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Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:54 pm |
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Gothic_1520
Joined: Fri Jan 21, 2005 11:52 pm Posts: 251
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A: Always
Q: How can you be in a relationship and feel lonely all the time?
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devil
Joined: Sun Oct 06, 2002 7:00 pm Posts: 5056
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A.) Because you're too young, inexperienced and still have no idea what it is you really want.
Q.) Is this board boring because Goths have absolutely nothing of interest to discuss?
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drok
Joined: Tue Mar 04, 2003 4:12 pm Posts: 4274 Location: pyramids of mars
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no, it's boring because it's a bunch of minnesotan-goths. goths, while legendarily morose (boring) and self-absorbed (boring), get combined with the minnesotan relectunce to share an opinion (boring) or find out about anything new (boring).
where's zom been?
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Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:58 pm |
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alisgray
Joined: Tue Apr 20, 2004 9:21 pm Posts: 2036 Location: not on this site. contact me elsewhere.
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...because being an offensive pissant and insulting to everyone around you makes you "interesting?" in my Minnesotan opinion, NOT.
I think it was GCHE who said only boring people are bored.
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devil
Joined: Sun Oct 06, 2002 7:00 pm Posts: 5056
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Wrong. Not contributing new conversations for people to discuss and merely adding on to the dull, long dead threads that have existed forever is boring. Not having a damn thing to say or contribute in a creative sense is boring.
And yes, you are correct, I said that. That's why I don't spend as much time here, hypoxia never spends time here, and the board is being taken over by spambots. It's because the people here are boring and uncreative, and every other message board in the world is livelier and more fun than this one due to the fact they all understand that keeping a message board going requires new discussions and conversations. Kinda like a relationship.
As far as I'm concerned this a dead board. Eventually it will just disappear. This "scene" sucks.
But, oh yeah, we've veered offtopic because someone didn't play by the rules and ask a question.
A.) I don't know where Zom's been. Probably spending time at an interesting board like TCPunk, where people know how to make discussions happen.
Q.) Why is this thread even still around?
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veinsplasher
Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2003 11:49 pm Posts: 3157
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A: It takes the least thought and effort
Q: Is it better to just experience art... or own it?
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Jeans_Wings
Joined: Sun Jun 18, 2006 10:14 pm Posts: 8 Location: St. Paul
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A. Experience is a point of view.... Owning it doesn't mean the owner does not experience.
Q. Why do birds suddenly appear?
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rskm1
Joined: Mon Oct 28, 2002 7:00 pm Posts: 4917 Location: S St Paul
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A:  Just like me... they're probably... stalking you.
Q: What month/year do you predict for the appearance of $4/gal gas?
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alisgray
Joined: Tue Apr 20, 2004 9:21 pm Posts: 2036 Location: not on this site. contact me elsewhere.
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A) It'll be interesting to see what happens over Labor Day weekend this year, though I doubt it'll be $4. Personally, I doubt it will be in November of any election year. I'm gonna say March of 2009. Though this is an interesting counterpoint to that thought: http://blogcritics.org/archives/2004/03/27/141438.php ... with a mighty piece of spindoctoring, high gas prices will <i>vindicate</i> our Pax Americana.
B) What was the last local political issue that caused you to speak up about it in public to a stranger?
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Azrael_LJM
Joined: Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:37 pm Posts: 24 Location: Morris/ Brooklyn Park
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A: The last political issue that i think i spoke out about publicly would have to be dealing with the war in Iraq with a person at a pub in France when i was backpacking though Europe... as you can imagine the conversation didnt go so well.
Q:If you could relive one experience in your life what would that experience be?
_________________ "Fate is so unkind... " -Disturbed
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Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:23 pm |
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Haakon
Joined: Fri May 23, 2003 12:50 pm Posts: 1652 Location: Winona, MN
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A: December 24th, 2005, around 2:45 am. The next twenty minutes after that I wouldn't mind reliving.
Q: If the British are on the metric system, then why does Robert Plant say "I"m gonna give you every inch of my love," when " every centimeter of my love" would be the standard?
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rskm1
Joined: Mon Oct 28, 2002 7:00 pm Posts: 4917 Location: S St Paul
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A: "Whole Lotta Love" was released in 1969, and the Weights And Measures Act didn't come out until 1985. Even the most recent British legislation regarding metrification, circa October 1st, 1995, allows unmetric exceptions indefinitely for the measurement of acres (for land registration), pints (for dispensing beer), and miles/yards/feet/inches (for speed/distance measurements). In other words, England is "half-assed metric".
Q: Is "my love" a speed, or a distance? But more importantly, what do YOU think happened to Haakon 12/24/05 2:45-3:05am? (I was thinking, "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, so I jumped in and had a three-way", but man, that'd be kinda gross even for a guy who works at a pr0n shop!)
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Haakon
Joined: Fri May 23, 2003 12:50 pm Posts: 1652 Location: Winona, MN
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A: "My love" is distance, measured by outstretching one's arms, and saying "I love you this many." As for what I did, I fulfilled a six year ambition, which had nothing to do with Santa. Also, I no longer work at the porn shop. I now work at a candy factory making me, yet again, the Candyman.
Q: Will Robert Plant's love be the standard of measurement for sexual affection?
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Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:29 pm |
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nightraven
Joined: Thu Mar 18, 2004 4:32 pm Posts: 457
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A) No, George Michael's will, duh
Q) What the hell have I been missing?
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Haakon
Joined: Fri May 23, 2003 12:50 pm Posts: 1652 Location: Winona, MN
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A: Sex. Not everybody does it, but everybody should.
Q: What's the most pain you have ever been in?
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drok
Joined: Tue Mar 04, 2003 4:12 pm Posts: 4274 Location: pyramids of mars
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when I was on fire. and then having my (ex) fiancee dump me in the emergency room.
best year of your life?
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