A: Peruvian Merlot
Q: How have you dealt with the death of someone close to you?

peruvian merlot... (j/k)

I celebrate their life with the others who the deceased was close to. closure is good.

anyone else want a traditional wake when they pass?

A: Traditional Norwegian-American wake... yes.

Q: So, in many werewolf films, the person changes into something with wolf feet, wolf head, wolf body... and long sharp-clawed fingers. Wolves don't have long fingers! What gives?

it's a representation of unfettered libido and rage. of course it needs fingers.


to jerk off and eat taco bell with.


why am I obsessed with masturbation jokes?

Well, most people...when they're uncomfortable...
Oh, wait, you're not <i>most people</i> and I <b>highly</b> doubt you're <i>uncomfortable</i>. Heh.

Does this weather make anyone else want to schedule an impromptu 'happy hour with helmets'? Eiregirl?

this weather makes me want to start bonfires and slam whiskey. and not go back to work.


how long until spring?

much longer then I'm willing to wait......

better question is how long is it till fall? when wearing leather becomes much more comfortable.

A/Q: As my leather jacket feels nice now, when is wearing leather not comfortable?
(and fall is six months away)

A: underwater. also in rain forests. Or New Orleans, or Jakarta.

Q: is guilt necessary for society to run smoothly?

guilt, or a wide availability of sharp sticks and people not afraid to use them.


same question, but about shame...

A: Yes, shame is necessary... but it needs to come as an injectable liquid, cuz we're running low.

Q: Do you keep track of your finances, or do your finances keep track of you?

my purse strings are attached to my shoulders, unfortunately.

can the miracle of life be shown in a 30 second tv spot?

what, all of it? no. some of it, perhaps.

who else here knew Drok carried a purse?

A:I've known for a while now. It was a startling discovery.

Q: But where else is he going to put his Hello Kitty wallet and cafe-coolada lip gloss?

(a)yes in fast moshin but id be rilly messd up


(Q)dus enybody burn there hands with erasers if not enywhere els

wow. not since eighth grade. at which point I could already spell "anybody." sigh. good luck with that.

(Q) Does anyone else remember back when Star Wars movies were really good and Battlestar Galactica was incredibly cheesy instead of the other way around?

A: Yes, and I also remember that no one had better hair than Buck Rogers' (Gil Gerard), but Mark Hamill and Lorne Green were a close second.

Q: What is your favorite tv show from your childhood, which only you seem to remember?

mork and mindy, pam dauber (sp?). my first tv crush (eat that, wonderwoman!!!)

favorite singer when you were a kid?

A: When I was really little, Gilbert O'Sullivan, which would explain why I'm so warped now.
Q: What was the first album you wrecked from overplaying it?

Cassettes are too easy, but a record: either Cream's "Disreali Gears" (gnawed the grooves til they squeak loudly) or Mike Oldfield's "Ommadawn" (I've never seen a record w/ a <i>dent</i> in it.

Where shall I lock you for the next 24 hours? The mirror room or the clown room?

A: thats so hard to choose, What kind of clown stuff and what kind of mirrors. is a fun house a cool hotel room? I think I would choose the mirror room.

Q: what is the strangest house you have ever been in.

The green house. It was abandoned (sp?), apparently in the 1950's. Ev'rything within was some shade of olive green (yet the whole olive monochrome was very beautiful). The middle of the floor of the second floor had caved in, making it look liked a strange balcony.

The house I grew up in was a runner up, too. Lots of ancient little windowless rooms in the haunted attick & basement, each room filled w/ creepy broken antiques, 60-year old exploding tin cans, a huge black oil can, &c.

Same question...

Q: what is the strangest house you have ever been in.[/quote]

A: I was in a house once that had rooms that narrowed as you went toward the corners. It also had staircases that went to nowhere and doors that opened into empty space. Kinda make you nervous and wanting to hold onto the ground in order to feel solid. There are some more famous examples of this style that are much larger in scale too.

Q: During an exorcism you might call for "a chicken and the necessary implements".....so what might those be?

tobasco and a napkin.

if the country is now being know as myanmar, can we still call it's people burmese?

A: Ha! Trick question; they used to be Burman.

Q: What's your life expectancy?

A: 130 years.

Q: why is this night different from all other nights?

A) Because I have seen many doppelgangers around town, including yours

Q) When is enough really enough?

A: When I'm blugened in the head with missing teeth, no legs, no arms, red hair, pink blood, no tongue, no eyes, and I can hear the women and children shreik as I pass on parade dressed in a yellow sundress..

Q: Where were you on April 24th, 2004 at 2:40 in the afternoon?

A: Sitting on a bus, wishing the people around me would shut up for at least 5 seconds.

Q: What's the twelfth rule of Fight Club?

no being mean to the abos-

while anyone's looking.


would you "hit" it?

A: If it keeps eating my azaleas... yes.

Q: What's rule 6?

no poofders?

A: There is noooooooooooo... rule 6.

Q: What's the quickest way to legally make money?

A: Bringing your stuff to a pawn shop is the fastest thing I can think of.

Q: Any faster ways?

A: For females... sex. For guys... I dunno.

Q: What is the fastest you've ever traveled on land?

A: 128mph in an Eclipse GSX... for about 2 seconds. (and going that fast in a street car doesn't feel like you're "on land" anymore)

Q: Hey,wait a minute, how can you make money with sex legally?

...porn is legal. "Escorting" is legal. eh.

what's the best way to tell someone that they resemble an emotional black hole and are driving people away by their unpleasant neediness?

A:That very way, but also adding their name at the beginning or end of the sentence to make it personal, and saying it in the form of a statement.

Q: Is it manipulation if one doesn't know they are doing it?

A: Yes but you don't get as many bad marks on your karma....

Q: What book should I read next?

A: "Boy's Life" by Robert McCammon

Q: What book should "I" read next?

A: "You're a Naughty Child and that's Concentrated Evil Coming Out of You: A Catholic Parent's Guide to Toilet Training"

Q: What's funnier than Family Guy?

Vicar of Dibley

Who's round is it?

A: Ethel's. She owes me a pitcher.

Q: What's your favorite personal ambition booster?

A: My sister's career.

Q: Do you feel lucky, do ya punk?

A: Always


Q: How can you be in a relationship and feel lonely all the time?

A.) Because you're too young, inexperienced and still have no idea what it is you really want.

Q.) Is this board boring because Goths have absolutely nothing of interest to discuss?

no, it's boring because it's a bunch of minnesotan-goths. goths, while legendarily morose (boring) and self-absorbed (boring), get combined with the minnesotan relectunce to share an opinion (boring) or find out about anything new (boring).

where's zom been?

...because being an offensive pissant and insulting to everyone around you makes you "interesting?" in my Minnesotan opinion, NOT.

I think it was GCHE who said only boring people are bored.

Wrong. Not contributing new conversations for people to discuss and merely adding on to the dull, long dead threads that have existed forever is boring. Not having a damn thing to say or contribute in a creative sense is boring.

And yes, you are correct, I said that. That's why I don't spend as much time here, hypoxia never spends time here, and the board is being taken over by spambots. It's because the people here are boring and uncreative, and every other message board in the world is livelier and more fun than this one due to the fact they all understand that keeping a message board going requires new discussions and conversations. Kinda like a relationship.

As far as I'm concerned this a dead board. Eventually it will just disappear. This "scene" sucks.


But, oh yeah, we've veered offtopic because someone didn't play by the rules and ask a question.

A.) I don't know where Zom's been. Probably spending time at an interesting board like TCPunk, where people know how to make discussions happen.

Q.) Why is this thread even still around?

A: It takes the least thought and effort

Q: Is it better to just experience art... or own it?

A. Experience is a point of view.... Owning it doesn't mean the owner does not experience.

Q. Why do birds suddenly appear?

A: Just like me... they're probably... stalking you.

Q: What month/year do you predict for the appearance of $4/gal gas?

A) It'll be interesting to see what happens over Labor Day weekend this year, though I doubt it'll be $4. Personally, I doubt it will be in November of any election year. I'm gonna say March of 2009. Though this is an interesting counterpoint to that thought: http://blogcritics.org/archives/2004/03/27/141438.php ... with a mighty piece of spindoctoring, high gas prices will <i>vindicate</i> our Pax Americana.

B) What was the last local political issue that caused you to speak up about it in public to a stranger?

A: The last political issue that i think i spoke out about publicly would have to be dealing with the war in Iraq with a person at a pub in France when i was backpacking though Europe... as you can imagine the conversation didnt go so well.

Q:If you could relive one experience in your life what would that experience be?

A: December 24th, 2005, around 2:45 am. The next twenty minutes after that I wouldn't mind reliving.
Q: If the British are on the metric system, then why does Robert Plant say "I"m gonna give you every inch of my love," when " every centimeter of my love" would be the standard?

A: "Whole Lotta Love" was released in 1969, and the Weights And Measures Act didn't come out until 1985. Even the most recent British legislation regarding metrification, circa October 1st, 1995, allows unmetric exceptions indefinitely for the measurement of acres (for land registration), pints (for dispensing beer), and miles/yards/feet/inches (for speed/distance measurements). In other words, England is "half-assed metric".

Q: Is "my love" a speed, or a distance? But more importantly, what do YOU think happened to Haakon 12/24/05 2:45-3:05am? (I was thinking, "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, so I jumped in and had a three-way", but man, that'd be kinda gross even for a guy who works at a pr0n shop!)

A: "My love" is distance, measured by outstretching one's arms, and saying "I love you this many." As for what I did, I fulfilled a six year ambition, which had nothing to do with Santa. Also, I no longer work at the porn shop. I now work at a candy factory making me, yet again, the Candyman.
Q: Will Robert Plant's love be the standard of measurement for sexual affection?

A) No, George Michael's will, duh

Q) What the hell have I been missing?

A: Sex. Not everybody does it, but everybody should.
Q: What's the most pain you have ever been in?

when I was on fire. and then having my (ex) fiancee dump me in the emergency room.

best year of your life?