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 Nocturnal Emissions. 
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I dunno. Seemed like a good topic.


Tue May 15, 2007 12:16 am
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haven't had one in over a decade, I think. I dream about sex all the time, even with the money shot, but, I wake up and it's a no-go.

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Tue May 15, 2007 12:18 am
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Neither have I. There must be some way to bring that back into our lives. Somebody research it.


Tue May 15, 2007 12:41 am
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Haven't had one in 14 years. It's because I never let the boys stick around long enough to need recycling.
Funny, I just had to explain these to a girl the other day. She thought it meant wetting the bed. I explained it's a very different fluid, and they are the best dreams ever.


Tue May 15, 2007 1:53 am
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Never had one. I'm a horny fucker, but I do all my emitting while awake, thankyouverymuch.


Tue May 15, 2007 9:00 am
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yeah, ive never had one either.

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I missed that rite of passage.

After our second childhoods... do we get a second puberty?

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Tue May 15, 2007 10:18 am
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There is a way to go about getting one, and it's pretty cool, though I would recommend having latex sheets. What you basically do is avoid sexual stimulation of any kind for about a week. Then start sleeping in a very comfortable bed under a very warm comforter (if it's summer it's a plus). I'd also recommend wearing a condom if you want to get fancy. But maybe you people to old for this...


Tue May 15, 2007 11:27 am
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Liighter wrote:
What you basically do is avoid sexual stimulation of any kind for about a week.


hahahaha....

yeah. right after I go back to being a vegetarian, and quit smoking and drinking and coffee...

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Liighter wrote:
There is a way to go about getting one, and it's pretty cool, though I would recommend having latex sheets. What you basically do is avoid sexual stimulation of any kind for about a week. Then start sleeping in a very comfortable bed under a very warm comforter (if it's summer it's a plus). I'd also recommend wearing a condom if you want to get fancy. But maybe you people to old for this...


I'll keep that in mind if I'm ever in prison, or if both my arms happen to fall off.


Tue May 15, 2007 12:21 pm
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...and if the entire internet dies.

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...I have some ideas, but I don't think they're appropriate.


Tue May 15, 2007 3:15 pm
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Alix wrote:
...I have some ideas, but I don't think they're appropriate.

Lemme guess: a stun gun, wires, duct tape, and an alarm clock?


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WTF!?! Get out of my head!


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